My Generous Offer

Ruler of The World · Post by **Ruler of The World** » Sat Dec 06, 2014 2:44 pm

It's pretty clear to see that this board is dead. However, I think it can be revived... By me.

I therefore offer the owner £100 cash for this site. That's my only offer, I will turn it around. There would be bans, changes of moderators and new positions as entertainment staff, etc. I would put a lot into the site and the effort would be worthwhile both financially and as pure entertainment.

Whoever is in charge, please let me know... You're obviously doing something wrong.

BFK · Post by **BFK** » Sat Dec 06, 2014 10:17 pm

Can't see him biting Ur hand off tbf!!

duomat · Post by **duomat** » Sun Dec 07, 2014 12:12 am

who do you think you are,the bloody queen.it gave me a laugh anyway

bubbles · Post by **bubbles** » Sun Dec 07, 2014 3:20 am

How did you come up with that valuation?!

Mike25 · Post by **Mike25** » Sun Dec 07, 2014 6:55 am

bubbles wrote:How did you come up with that valuation?!

How bloody rude. ROTW has just offered to put in his entire life savings into reviving this site, and by the sounds of it he's found an investor to match his £50 too, and all you can do is make a flippant remark implying that he might have put some level of thought into this. Really, really bloody rude.

sharkie777 · Post by **sharkie777** » Sun Dec 07, 2014 7:43 am

It's not the site that's the problem, it's the game. As things tighten up people tighten up get more territorial fighting over bits ect. This causes a grey mist over the whole scene and within people's minds, and as there is no good to post, there is no post. It goes from everyone doing well high spirits loads of posts, then still a few posts but everyone just slaging off, then eventually the arse drops out and everyone's moody but will say they are smashing it. And this equals no post. My theory anyway. Merry Christmas.

Ruler of The World · Post by **Ruler of The World** » Sun Dec 07, 2014 8:48 am

I am indeed poor, my life savings aren't even £50, this £100 would be borrowed! I can't afford higher! I think I could make money out of the site in the long run though.

Leeds United FC and Chelsea FC went for a quid each! How can anyone logically say £100 for a dead chat bored (sic) isn't generous???

At least I've revived it somewhat now, waiting for someone to accept/reject my offer...

Good thing I didn't post my NAP on the nags yesterday, it got pulled up and put down! There would have been uproar!

dog section · Post by **dog section** » Mon Dec 08, 2014 6:06 am

im going to undercut you. i offer £20 in quid coins (bank bag inc) a bag of whizz and a job lot of porno mags. ALSO as a deal clincher i offer a blowy from that transvesty thing i pulled at hemsby. there,what a deal.

discostu · Post by **discostu** » Mon Dec 08, 2014 9:18 am

Mike25 wrote:How bloody rude. ROTW has just offered to put in his entire life savings into reviving this site, and by the sounds of it he's found an investor to match his £50 too, and all you can do is make a flippant remark implying that he might have put some level of thought into this. Really, really bloody rude.

i lol'd

Ruler of The World · Post by **Ruler of The World** » Mon Dec 08, 2014 2:03 pm

My offer is cash, 2 crisp £50 notes which I haven't put into an FOBT yet but will do if I don't get an answer by close of business Friday.

Knowing my luck, I'll have nothing to offer after Friday.

dog section · Post by **dog section** » Tue Dec 09, 2014 5:25 am

if you win the bid, can i be your bitch?

Ruler of The World · Post by **Ruler of The World** » Tue Dec 09, 2014 9:15 am

dog section wrote:if you win the bid, can i be your bitch?

Looking at your current name, you'd need a sex change for that! I need entertainers to make people want to read this forum (like myself but with daily fruit machine experiences and other things which I don't really write about), the lounge would also be more popular as the chat would be more about general life and sports, events... anything! The people who ruin the board with their one liners and constant derogatory comments would be gone and no one would have ill feelings towards others - no bullying or victimizing allowed! I want a happy board where people can relate and literally write about anything. Sure, we can all have a laugh and a joke but there would be limits. I just think its all about atmosphere and liking what you read from your fellow forum members.

Well anyway, that's my vision of how this forum should be but the way it is set out now and with the people posting, it will simply die altogether soon because we need more than just a CHANGE, we need a full blown FRUITCHAT REVOLUTION!

dog section · Post by **dog section** » Tue Dec 09, 2014 7:47 pm

im an entertainer. at least your thread has provoked a slight ripple of activity.

JG · Post by JG » Wed Dec 10, 2014 3:08 am

Admin has reappeared and taken new interest in the board. There is hope you may become a moderator yet, if not the owner.

Drpepper · Post by **Drpepper** » Wed Dec 10, 2014 11:14 am

It's worth a grand or two of someones money to be fair