Fruit Machine Chat

got a £100 the big one in my local, and the deal reel s all fucked up, the £4 box is actully the /£100 so easy to know when jackpot is in the box

Now all you gotta do is get it to spin it in!

Another negative sign of the future

Longer spins

Bigger pauses

Less words

yes

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself.

Choose your future.

Choose life.

Don't choose a key bet.

^^ Choose an entertaining reply.

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the grim reaper is here to kill clever players! Oh, the big one is still random, the ape (I think) equivelent is most certainly not, although you will get more £10& £20 starts on the QPS one. I find it very rare on the big one. still prefer a random dond game in any case.

These £100 JP awp's certainly can suck for a game. Losing a lot of interest in all but a couple of game."s

The big one deal game is most certainly not 100% fair.

ob wrote:The big one deal game is most certainly not 100% fair.

Is any deal game fair now. Disgraceful lean to lower boxes. Pure golds are just dreadful. Anybody who swaps a oner box when not in for much is a fool. Standard 50 box exchange usually to a moderate box left with either cp or mega and 90 percent it will be lower box. Emptiers used to be mind taxing or involve skill, battleaxe p1, rev, fruits u sir. Lock n load. Arcadia (seu) Wiyb all 3 different ways, particularly the last. Now it's a 48 hour rat race vs dipsticks who couldn't handle any of said games. Obviously this doesn't apply to all. It's a fair point though. Zero variety and minimum difficulty level is a bad thing. Any determined punter with a bank card or a wedge will flatten most machines nowadays. Whipping a 50 or 60 deal irrespective of what's put in is usually time to walk out the pub. Contrast that to even in recent times say a Lep gold or an amazing. Yeah u can have your forced pot but move whilst I get my 2. Wonder how I still make good money sometimes. Hate it most days though.

JG wrote:Less words

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