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Are you a player?
Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 12:46 am
by JG
you a player then are you? A player player, do you play? You play then do you, you a player player yeah? What you playing at the minute? You on those chipped Seal the Bonuses? Yeah my mate had that back in March, you make much on them yeah yeah we had a triple hopper twice daily refill every day in all 26 spoons in the local area yeah player player isn't it? that's what it is I know you're a play player as you jingled when you came in green fingers yeah? play play player you ever meet Dan from Rochester? Player player yeah where you play what's your name eh? I've not seen you play play playing around here before drives a red car yeah player player was the first in the country on Where's your Power 5s? Had 45 up in Scotland after Blipblop Leisure chipped 'em all down here was on them for a further two months, phat isn't it? The other player players didn't realise this play player facet of factual farcitude. Got any Banking Hours on Keeday? Yeah my mate knows how to do 'em only player in the country on them fact...couldn't spare some change could you? You smoke? Got a light? Not seen you here? Prising in Golden Jobs on the transfer? Yeah player play aren't you, yeah you play yeah?
Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 4:32 am
by doingthem
Have a day off George I think I speak for many when I say your banter is getting tiresome
Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 4:33 am
by doingthem
Expecting post to be edited be time I awake
Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 11:42 am
by JG
Harry Belafonte
Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 12:28 pm
by harry2
doingthem wrote:Have a day off George I think I speak for many when I say your banter is getting tiresome
Have you ever posted anything interesting or constructive, ever ?
Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 2:23 pm
by bubbles
lol jg that is pretty much spot on in my experience!
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 12:33 am
by trayhop123
doing them ,,,,,,,,, ok jg's cryptic musings arn't to everybody's taste , personally i love em .
but nobody makes you read em m8 ,,,,,,,, just saying n all that
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 1:08 am
by doingthem
Everyone is titled to an opinion so hush up
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 7:43 am
by titchno1
Fruit chat is alive. Everyone is in the Christmas spirit.
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 11:03 am
by harry2
Watch out for the Christmas saga from the Fruitcave. Sure to cheer up all the Ebeneezers !!!
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 11:08 am
by Ruler of The World
I like JG
but I rarely read his longer posts. I used to write long and interesting (in my own humble opinion) posts but I find there to be very little to write about these days. But, since I am so bored I will now post a new thread about STD's!
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 11:49 am
by trayhop123
doingthem wrote:Everyone is titled to an opinion so hush up
you do realise that line is a contradiction in itself
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 12:18 pm
by harry2
An oxymoron, even.
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 6:59 pm
by doingthem
I'd say moron is a fairly accurate assumption
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 7:29 pm
by Oscar
As JG is a moderator I am unable to block his occasional pointless pm's.