Are you a player?

JG · Post by JG » Sun Dec 15, 2013 12:46 am

you a player then are you? A player player, do you play? You play then do you, you a player player yeah? What you playing at the minute? You on those chipped Seal the Bonuses? Yeah my mate had that back in March, you make much on them yeah yeah we had a triple hopper twice daily refill every day in all 26 spoons in the local area yeah player player isn't it? that's what it is I know you're a play player as you jingled when you came in green fingers yeah? play play player you ever meet Dan from Rochester? Player player yeah where you play what's your name eh? I've not seen you play play playing around here before drives a red car yeah player player was the first in the country on Where's your Power 5s? Had 45 up in Scotland after Blipblop Leisure chipped 'em all down here was on them for a further two months, phat isn't it? The other player players didn't realise this play player facet of factual farcitude. Got any Banking Hours on Keeday? Yeah my mate knows how to do 'em only player in the country on them fact...couldn't spare some change could you? You smoke? Got a light? Not seen you here? Prising in Golden Jobs on the transfer? Yeah player play aren't you, yeah you play yeah?

doingthem · Post by **doingthem** » Sun Dec 15, 2013 4:32 am

Have a day off George I think I speak for many when I say your banter is getting tiresome

doingthem · Post by **doingthem** » Sun Dec 15, 2013 4:33 am

Expecting post to be edited be time I awake

JG · Post by JG » Sun Dec 15, 2013 11:42 am

Harry Belafonte

harry2 · Post by **harry2** » Sun Dec 15, 2013 12:28 pm

doingthem wrote:Have a day off George I think I speak for many when I say your banter is getting tiresome

Have you ever posted anything interesting or constructive, ever ?

bubbles · Post by **bubbles** » Sun Dec 15, 2013 2:23 pm

lol jg that is pretty much spot on in my experience!

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Mon Dec 16, 2013 12:33 am

doing them ,,,,,,,,, ok jg's cryptic musings arn't to everybody's taste , personally i love em .

but nobody makes you read em m8 ,,,,,,,, just saying n all that

doingthem · Post by **doingthem** » Mon Dec 16, 2013 1:08 am

Everyone is titled to an opinion so hush up

titchno1 · Post by **titchno1** » Mon Dec 16, 2013 7:43 am

Fruit chat is alive. Everyone is in the Christmas spirit.

harry2 · Post by **harry2** » Mon Dec 16, 2013 11:03 am

Watch out for the Christmas saga from the Fruitcave. Sure to cheer up all the Ebeneezers !!!

Ruler of The World · Post by **Ruler of The World** » Mon Dec 16, 2013 11:08 am

I like JG

but I rarely read his longer posts. I used to write long and interesting (in my own humble opinion) posts but I find there to be very little to write about these days. But, since I am so bored I will now post a new thread about STD's!

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Mon Dec 16, 2013 11:49 am

doingthem wrote:Everyone is titled to an opinion so hush up

you do realise that line is a contradiction in itself

harry2 · Post by **harry2** » Mon Dec 16, 2013 12:18 pm

An oxymoron, even.

doingthem · Post by **doingthem** » Mon Dec 16, 2013 6:59 pm

I'd say moron is a fairly accurate assumption

Oscar · Post by **Oscar** » Mon Dec 16, 2013 7:29 pm

As JG is a moderator I am unable to block his occasional pointless pm's.