Fruit Machine Chat

We all get it , what is the best moan line the missus has used? . This post is for men that have other halfs not for single guys that live with their mums . Logopolis, bfk and garychandler need not reply .

lol

good thread , ,,,,,,,, mine has a little moan from time to time , her tactic is to casually ask what time i will be back , so if i said 8 , then got home at 11 she could then have a legal lol justifiable official moan ,,,,,,,,,,, better to just say i'll be back when im finished

she's generally good though , and if an emptier emerges she's first to push me out the door saying ''and dont come back till their all chipped'' ,,,,,,,,, erm ok see you in a cpl of hours then

Ask anyone who knows me.

I have the best wife in the game I pretty much do as I please when it comes to working fruits. weeks going into months on the road is no problem in her book. I'll be back at 8 turns into late almost all the time. As far removed from fruits that she is, she understands that this is a minute by minute game and anything can and does happen.

I'll be out all day and get maybe a text and 1 call tops. I've been with other players and they're taking a text or call a minute from their partners.

i'll make an educated guess that it is prob coz she likes to shag about...

I've got a misses!!!

And I moved out from my parents when I was 18!

Cunt.

bubbles wrote:i'll make an educated guess that it is prob coz she likes to shag about...

Is that what yours would do, given an amount of free time?

Yes, no such thing as a casual time. Best to lay down the law and say back when I'm back. Mines ok as long as I 'check in' with a text or two. It can be a relationship breaker tho....

Feeder what would you do If you found out your wife was having an affair with bigshot ?

Fuck off crook neck... You've got more chance of one of your made up empties working.

Even if I did have an imaginary empty ,
I'd still be making a lot more than you are lol
So get feeding them machines and while your sat
On the bus i will be going around after you
(doing the job properly) winning your dole.

Grabs popcorn and puts feet up

Leaving the house in the morning, 8am maybe, leave me some money comes the shout, £100 will do for a day surely. The biggest moan my wife constantly throws at me is....... I have run out of money. It usually comes around midday, having left £100 at 8am most days i venture out.

What does she spend it on? Fuck knows. Cat food is always her response lol

I wrote down expenses once for an entire month, yeah ok this inluded absolutely everything, her petrol, stuff for the little one, cat food, shopping, everything. It was just short of £6k. Needless to say, i've never done that again lol

BIGSHOT13 wrote:Even if I did have an imaginary empty ,
I'd still be making a lot more than you are lol
So get feeding them machines and while your sat
On the bus i will be going around after you
(doing the job properly) winning your dole.

Sounds like you haven't heard of Chris.

just banter feeder you're not on the dickhead mug list!