How Long will It Last?

redlinesman · Post by **redlinesman** » Wed Oct 23, 2013 2:58 am

Hi Guys,

The Chief opened a private book on it whilst we were driving home tonight - and here's the betting.

Number of Months

1 - 25/1
2 - 16/1
3 - 9/1
4 - 15/2
5 - 7/1
6 to 12 - 7/4
12 to 18 - 4/1
18 to 24 - 14/1
24+ - 33/1

Kind Regards

Sir Linesman

Ps. Can I have a grand on the longshot!

quizard · Post by **quizard** » Wed Oct 23, 2013 10:42 am

WB Sir Linesman. I don't think the Chief has much of a future as a bookmaker.

ob · Post by ob » Wed Oct 23, 2013 1:57 pm

We'll see after the 100jps are implemented. Early next year that will be no doubt.

Oscar · Post by **Oscar** » Wed Oct 23, 2013 2:00 pm

redlinesman wrote:Hi Guys,

The Chief opened a private book on it whilst we were driving home tonight - and here's the betting.

Number of Months

1 - 25/1
2 - 16/1
3 - 9/1
4 - 15/2
5 - 7/1
6 to 12 - 7/4
12 to 18 - 4/1
18 to 24 - 14/1
24+ - 33/1

Kind Regards

Sir Linesman

Ps. Can I have a grand on the longshot!

How long will what last?

titchno1 · Post by **titchno1** » Wed Oct 23, 2013 2:02 pm

ob wrote:We'll see after the 100jps are implemented. Early next year that will be no doubt.

Originally I got told April gone!

There is always going to be a few bits to make pocket money on. But gone the days when I used to put doors to doors shifts in playing loads of machines!

kong · Post by **kong** » Wed Oct 23, 2013 2:14 pm

Oscar wrote:How long will what last?

Lets run a book on what it is:

Current rainy weather 3/1
David Moyes as Man Utd manager 2/1
Facebook U-turn controversy news story 5/4
Newly sited connect 4 in the Grumpy landlord tavern 2/9
Fictional trick 1/20 fav

feeder22 · Post by **feeder22** » Wed Oct 23, 2013 2:34 pm

I've just deleted a huge rant about the end of fruit chat but when I read it back I just realised it boils down to one thing...

Moderators over moderating.

BFK · Post by **BFK** » Wed Oct 23, 2013 3:43 pm

redlinesman wrote:Hi Guys,

The Chief opened a private book on it whilst we were driving home tonight - and here's the betting.

Number of Months

1 - 25/1
2 - 16/1
3 - 9/1
4 - 15/2
5 - 7/1
6 to 12 - 7/4
12 to 18 - 4/1
18 to 24 - 14/1
24+ - 33/1

Kind Regards

Sir Linesman

Ps. Can I have a grand on the longshot!

Fuck off.

gambogaz1 · Post by **gambogaz1** » Wed Oct 23, 2013 3:57 pm

redlinesman wrote:Hi Guys,

The Chief opened a private book on it whilst we were driving home tonight - and here's the betting.

Number of Minutes

1 - 25/1
2 - 16/1
3 - 9/1
4 - 15/2
5 - 7/1
6 to 12 - 7/4
12 to 18 - 4/1
18 to 24 - 14/1
24+ - 33/1

Kind Regards

Sir Linesman

Ps. Can I have a grand on the longshot!

This is fruitchat not fruity Chat, what you and the chief get upto on the road is between you pair, nobody's interested in betting how long the main man can last on the job.

Oscar · Post by **Oscar** » Wed Oct 23, 2013 6:10 pm

kong wrote:Lets run a book on what it is:

Current rainy weather 3/1
David Moyes as Man Utd manager 2/1
Facebook U-turn controversy news story 5/4
Newly sited connect 4 in the Grumpy landlord tavern 2/9
Fictional trick 1/20 fav

Ha! Very good!

bubbles · Post by **bubbles** » Wed Oct 23, 2013 11:40 pm

who did the chief open this private book for? sounds like total bullshit. "hey Redlinesman, I've just opened a book on how long "it" will last, minimum wager £100k". "sorry chief, I've only got million pound notes since we've been emptying the £70k jackpot gamestecs, plus do we really want to take each other's money?

redlinesman · Post by **redlinesman** » Thu Oct 24, 2013 1:40 am

Hi guys,

Just got in from a 16 hour shift and a bit tired.

I'll leave what the Chief is betting on as open to interpretation but he's a good bookie you know!

It's only for fun but the team like to have a little flutter with him, just 50 or a ton really.

Months elapsed is per calendar month until first instance of chip - so October looks a bad bet as it's nearly over! The Chief isn't daft you know!

I've had a ton on the 33/1 shot so I just hope The Chief doesn't allow a security breach to avoid a payout!

Kind Regards,

Sir Linesman

ob · Post by ob » Thu Oct 24, 2013 2:04 am

What a daft fellow you are linesman.

JG · Post by JG » Thu Oct 24, 2013 2:42 am

I guess he's talking about the new dodgy method. Two chaps in the services. One boffing his arse off! Watched me leave as well. The Chief didn't want to risk anything!

The Dark Horse · Post by **The Dark Horse** » Thu Oct 24, 2013 11:10 am

Care to fill us in on what you've been emptying over the last 2-3 years Linesman?

Super hold, Live the Dream....then the trail goes cold....you must have several things that have been and gone since then.

Or would that just make it too painstakingly obvious who you are?