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Re checking!
Posted: Fri Jun 21, 2013 7:27 pm
by martdaman
Walk into a pub see shit machine pretend phones going off? Just double back for the exit? Buy a drink anyways? What do you guys do when checking the pubs?
Posted: Fri Jun 21, 2013 7:35 pm
by brasso88
Walk in and ask if they serve food and what time the stop serving
Posted: Fri Jun 21, 2013 8:14 pm
by qwerty
say to my companion 'nah hes not in here'
Posted: Fri Jun 21, 2013 8:42 pm
by johncluedo
Ask for the nearest petrol station
Posted: Fri Jun 21, 2013 8:52 pm
by kidgloves
Shout at the top of your voice "GET A FUCKING PLAYABLE!"
Posted: Fri Jun 21, 2013 9:06 pm
by MrRed
martdaman wrote:Walk into a pub see shit machine pretend phones going off? Just double back for the exit? Buy a drink anyways? What do you guys do when checking the pubs?
I get my phone out and look around then walk out as if I'm texing or looking at a tex
Posted: Fri Jun 21, 2013 9:35 pm
by Sixbomb
"Give me all the fucking money now! I've got a gun."
Posted: Fri Jun 21, 2013 9:48 pm
by Scott
Can i have some water, i'm here to rinse your machine.
Posted: Fri Jun 21, 2013 10:19 pm
by Roll_With_It_Russ
I check machines for part credit... Thats where the value is.
Posted: Sat Jun 22, 2013 12:50 am
by trayhop123
i think ''he's not in here'' has been done to death by all of us now lol ,,,,,,,,,,,,
and in a village pub you can get caught out , because they generally know everyone in the vicinity
landlord often says ''who you looking for ?''
you flumuxed ,,, '' erm my m8''
landlord '' you aint got no m8's in here son ''
i tend to go with the food or pool table option , works alot better
but even this can backfire ,,,,,,,,, the landlord says sorry m8 no pool table ,,,,,,,, and as your walking out theres a good machine behind the door doh!
what do you do ? ,,,,,,,,,, so you turn around and say fuck it , i'll have 1 in here anyhow ,,,,,,,,, but by now its FIRE lol
Posted: Sat Jun 22, 2013 11:28 am
by Reverse
trayhop123 wrote:i think ''he's not in here'' has been done to death by all of us now lol ,,,,,,,,,,,,
and in a village pub you can get caught out , because they generally know everyone in the vicinity
landlord often says ''who you looking for ?''
you flumuxed ,,, '' erm my m8''
landlord '' you aint got no m8's in here son ''
i tend to go with the food or pool table option , works alot better
but even this can backfire ,,,,,,,,, the landlord says sorry m8 no pool table ,,,,,,,, and as your walking out theres a good machine behind the door doh!
what do you do ? ,,,,,,,,,, so you turn around and say fuck it , i'll have 1 in here anyhow ,,,,,,,,, but by now its FIRE lol
hahaha so true
Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2013 1:37 am
by thecannonball89
just walk back out lol if i brought a drink in every pub i checked id lose about 250quid a week