Re checking!

martdaman · Post by **martdaman** » Fri Jun 21, 2013 7:27 pm

Walk into a pub see shit machine pretend phones going off? Just double back for the exit? Buy a drink anyways? What do you guys do when checking the pubs?

brasso88 · Post by **brasso88** » Fri Jun 21, 2013 7:35 pm

Walk in and ask if they serve food and what time the stop serving

qwerty · Post by **qwerty** » Fri Jun 21, 2013 8:14 pm

say to my companion 'nah hes not in here'

johncluedo · Post by **johncluedo** » Fri Jun 21, 2013 8:42 pm

Ask for the nearest petrol station

kidgloves · Post by **kidgloves** » Fri Jun 21, 2013 8:52 pm

Shout at the top of your voice "GET A FUCKING PLAYABLE!"

MrRed · Post by **MrRed** » Fri Jun 21, 2013 9:06 pm

martdaman wrote:Walk into a pub see shit machine pretend phones going off? Just double back for the exit? Buy a drink anyways? What do you guys do when checking the pubs?

I get my phone out and look around then walk out as if I'm texing or looking at a tex

Sixbomb · Post by **Sixbomb** » Fri Jun 21, 2013 9:35 pm

"Give me all the fucking money now! I've got a gun."

Scott · Post by **Scott** » Fri Jun 21, 2013 9:48 pm

Can i have some water, i'm here to rinse your machine.

Roll_With_It_Russ · Post by **Roll_With_It_Russ** » Fri Jun 21, 2013 10:19 pm

I check machines for part credit... Thats where the value is.

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Sat Jun 22, 2013 12:50 am

i think ''he's not in here'' has been done to death by all of us now lol ,,,,,,,,,,,,

and in a village pub you can get caught out , because they generally know everyone in the vicinity

landlord often says ''who you looking for ?''

you flumuxed ,,, '' erm my m8''

landlord '' you aint got no m8's in here son ''

i tend to go with the food or pool table option , works alot better

but even this can backfire ,,,,,,,,, the landlord says sorry m8 no pool table ,,,,,,,, and as your walking out theres a good machine behind the door doh!

what do you do ? ,,,,,,,,,, so you turn around and say fuck it , i'll have 1 in here anyhow ,,,,,,,,, but by now its FIRE lol

Reverse · Post by **Reverse** » Sat Jun 22, 2013 11:28 am

trayhop123 wrote:i think ''he's not in here'' has been done to death by all of us now lol ,,,,,,,,,,,,

and in a village pub you can get caught out , because they generally know everyone in the vicinity

landlord often says ''who you looking for ?''

you flumuxed ,,, '' erm my m8''

landlord '' you aint got no m8's in here son ''

i tend to go with the food or pool table option , works alot better

but even this can backfire ,,,,,,,,, the landlord says sorry m8 no pool table ,,,,,,,, and as your walking out theres a good machine behind the door doh!

what do you do ? ,,,,,,,,,, so you turn around and say fuck it , i'll have 1 in here anyhow ,,,,,,,,, but by now its FIRE lol

hahaha so true

thecannonball89 · Post by **thecannonball89** » Sun Jun 30, 2013 1:37 am

just walk back out lol if i brought a drink in every pub i checked id lose about 250quid a week