Newbie

mikie123 · Post by **mikie123** » Sat Apr 13, 2013 5:12 pm

Hi Im Mike, 27 from Medway in Kent. Im looking to get into fruit machine as i work as a bookmaker and have a few punters who win big on them but i personally dont know anything. Would appreciate any info (i know thats cheeky) and heard theres loads of cheats for DOND. A good one is looking through the LED cash pot and looking for a red dot or two on the left hand side inside the machine??

Sixbomb · Post by **Sixbomb** » Sat Apr 13, 2013 8:59 pm

£20 win on Alice and variants is free. Get emptying!

The landlord · Post by **The landlord** » Sat Apr 13, 2013 9:18 pm

If you hold down the cancel button when getting random nudges or stoppa it can at times slow it down.. I have many other emptiers like this in my locker, which have made me fortunes over the yrs.. Hope don't get a barrelage of abuse now for giving out these emptiers 2 newbies..

mikie123 · Post by **mikie123** » Sat Apr 13, 2013 10:39 pm

I know i cant just come on here and expect people to give me free tips but i gotta start somewhere lol if theres anyone around the kent area id be happy to meet up and pay for tips

Legend_Returns · Post by **Legend_Returns** » Sat Apr 13, 2013 10:53 pm

If you know anything about odds then you'd know they are stacked against you making money in this game.

mikie123 · Post by **mikie123** » Sat Apr 13, 2013 11:08 pm

Thats true Legend, u cant beat the horses and fobt`s but you can beat a fruit machine.

Ruler of The World · Post by **Ruler of The World** » Sun Apr 14, 2013 9:30 am

Well go and beat 1 then since you're so smart.

mikie123 · Post by **mikie123** » Sun Apr 14, 2013 10:19 pm

thats why im on here Ruler looking for tips, i suppose u knew everything and never needed any help. i wish i was a perfect as you.

JG · Post by JG » Sun Apr 14, 2013 10:46 pm

There are the elite few who can beat the horses. As for FOBT some top boy somewhere is getting his mortgage paid off by roulette no doubt. What makes you think you can beat the fruit machine though?

Ruler of The World · Post by **Ruler of The World** » Sun Apr 14, 2013 11:03 pm

LOL love his answer to me, I've never got anything off Fruitchat and can only imagine what sort of DICK thinks he can post as a newbie and get info off of pros or wannabe pros! Why not just ask the richer boys to transfer you their cash and save you the trouble?

Legend_Returns · Post by **Legend_Returns** » Sun Apr 14, 2013 11:10 pm

Modus Tollens, bit of philosophy for you guys.

"If playing Fruit Machines was easy, all men would make money"
"Not all men make money"
"Therefore, playing Fruit Machines is not easy"

JG · Post by JG » Mon Apr 15, 2013 1:06 am

If playing fruit machines was easy, all men would get 74% of their money back
Not all men get 74% of their money back
Therefore playing fruit machines is not easy

Is another way of looking at it

Legend_Returns · Post by **Legend_Returns** » Mon Apr 15, 2013 1:47 am

Don't think you quite understand Modus Tollens JG