Fruit Machine Chat

I'm sick of hearing about Alex's adventures in w•¥derland. I don't know the blah and can't work it out. Can someone PM me the f%#€ing methadone? just so as I can drink it and the opiod filled nausea will block out the mad hatters.

Malice in Sunderland is the best i can offer.

Manchester United already have that rip

Phallus on Underground?

That man in the grimy overcoat already has that rip

The game is rock tight. Yes we know deal with extra life is 70 or CP, yes I know about secret banked nudges for nearest win. Yes I know that you can take jumping cash and select no on a true skill for a bonus win. Yes I know you can plug them as it clocks up mega streak to 70 and next board will be 70 nearly always flat on mega. Yes I know you can set your hatters up on nudges for the red hatter rip. yes I know you can let bonus time out for extra hatter. Yes I know £40 repeat ultra always gives 80 or 120 then mega next board. Yes I know you can empty it off £20 wins ultra and knock back repeat, yes I know you can use a refill key and select hopper dump, yes I know that when it says super deal in x presses you can flick stake to cancel it the next super deal is jackpot. Yes I know it all yet I still don't like this machine.

well the method i have (as do most others by now , no doubt) is pretty sporadic ,,,,,,,,, some you win , some you lose

overall a waste of time , better things to be playing imo


amazing must have a different method ,,,,,


,,,, because mine certainly doesn't guarantee 20 up per unit/500 a day

As a quiz player who likes to dabble in the fruits I've developed a great technique for Alice and her clones - it goes like this:
1. Stick a quid in and run through the stakes to see if any of them have nudges banked.
2. Usually it'll be the 25p or 50p. So then I'll play the quid. If 1 nudge is banked the chances are it'll go up to 2 or 3.
3. Put another couple of quid in to get on the board
4. Having not got on the board will put another £2 in telling myself "Whatevever you do don't go over a fiver cos SHE AIN'T WORF IT!"
5. Having gone over a fiver, usually to about £8 suddenly find myself on the board.
6. 'Win' £1.20, boosting up to £2.
7. Walk away from machine vowing never to play Alice, Double Agent, Snow White or whatever shite again, ruing the fact that I was £7 quid up from the quizzer.

Is there any point to banking nudges ?

[quote="trayhop123"]well the method i have (as do most others by now , no doubt) is pretty sporadic ,,,,,,,,, some you win , some you lose

Pmsl

harry2 wrote:Is there any point to banking nudges ?

Yes if u no what you're doing

i wasn't making any laughter at your meth , genuinely ,,,,,,,,,,, i was simply saying the current popular 1 i have is shit overall ,,,,, thats all

JG wrote:I'm sick of hearing about Alex's adventures in w•¥derland. I don't know the blah and can't work it out. Can someone PM me the f%#€ing methadone? just so as I can drink it and the opiod filled nausea will block out the mad hatters.

I can sell u some methadrone, don't know about telling u it......

U might wana all read my profile...... Sums it all up really, whichever way u look at it.....