Fruit Machine Chat

The other morning I call a certain ratty piggy type player... He was pretending to be very sleepy and still in bed...but he wasn't, he was with a certain beef contaminating creature... It was noticeable how his voice seemed to suddenly transform into his 'wide awake' voice but I thought there was no reason for him to be lying so I didn't question it...

I discovered later that he was spotted with this horse creature and realised they'd had another of their 'secret rendezvous' thingies. They were spotted by a certain vulture who claims to have so much power in the fruit machine info network that he can stop anyone ever getting anything again... So far this only seems to have worked on himself! This man goes out with a donkey who the ratty little pig thinks is 'fit'.... Wonder what the horse thinks of this 'woman'... Check out the sub-story which I will post later on this specific topic..."Impossible Women" in the lounge...

Lol. David does like to wind you up. Did you not hear me beep my horn repeatedly when he started telling you he's in bed at 4pm? The person you're talking about doesn't even claim to play pub fruits anymore, was very disappointed to hear you took him out the other day. Although I did like your wind up, only David would believe that. As far as the bird goes she looks a bit miserable but he likes that Eastern European attitude I guess.

Lmfao at the title by the way, brilliant.

Well I do see him as an innocent young lad, didn't feel he needed to lie but having heard what he'd like to do to the vulture's shared nutcase woman, I think he might have finally lost his innocence!

As for you being disappointed in my taking him to pubs, I think he has always known how to do Can You Dig It's and he has not been shown anything new. You wouldn't get him out of the bookies if you paid him anyway...it's called addiction to key bets and resets!

Oh and can you define 'took him out' because he was driving me!

Fair enough mate, only telling you what I heard second hand from I'm sure you know who.

Lol the innocent one! It would be suicide to get the vulture up to speed and encouraged to go back into pubs, especially when I know he loves to rape my area!

Ruler of The World wrote:Lol he loves to rape my area!

interesting!

We need more animal player types.


Snakes? Monkeys? Northern Monkeys? Dragons. There's a dragon pub with a Mega and a flicker, or is it The George? Can't remember sorry. Used to be a..you know what in the....yawn sorry. Banging on a bit.