Fruit Machine Chat

what is it with arcades these days? every time i go in one all i ever seem to smell is arse. i was in my local high street arcade this morning and the place stank of swetty arse. anybody else noticed this with arcades lately?

JG must have been boffing away in there.

Other offenders are:

1. Trayhop
2. PMK
3. Gary Chandler

i live n die in my hero converse , so yup ,,,, guilty as charged

i think its people sitting on the stools all day playing the machines farting there arses off. i think the smell must get ingrained in the cloth

done 115000 miles in my car in 2 1/2 years,even i am ashamed of the smell in it!

Smelly farts? Must be all that CYC bullshit you're smelling

what a title for a thread! I'm considering others:

Wet Water
Hot Fire
Yellow Sweetcorn

or how about simply FUCKING STUPID???

not sure what the "stank of swetty arse" is but farts in bookies and arcades are common,
personally i try not to fart in confined spaces because sometimes i cant handle my own smell, one time i made the chihuahua be sick :/
but i suppose if you need to fart then you need to fart and there aint no one who can stop ya.

just shout "which one of you brown breeze blowing bastards boffed a banger! its sick and you should be ashamed!" thatll make the farter aware that theyre stanky and might stop them

there was a old bird working in dartford arcade once that smelt like a kipper on many occasions, think she got sacked for it lol.

If this is anything to go by the CYC £210 thread, then maybe the arcade was full of fragrant smells. Like lavender and honeysuckle. And deodorant that isn't Lynx.

titan wrote:what is it with arcades these days? every time i go in one all i ever seem to smell is arse. i was in my local high street arcade this morning and the place stank of swetty arse. anybody else noticed this with arcades lately?

The odour is actually pumped out using standard Air Wick dispensers as found in homes and small retailers all over the UK. However, rather than "jasmine" or "wild flowers", the arcades have this unique blend which is specifically made for Amusement arcades and Stanley casinos. The odd batch has been stolen and sold on the black market, resulting in them turning up in back street Birmingham pubs.

This unique blend (name unknown as it turns up in a white box, with a clear label giving nothing away other than relevant health and safety drovel (like do not drink) ) was originally developed to ensure that potless twats that have no money, self-worth or ability to bath are kept as homely as possible in their local dwellings where they spend all their JSA and proceeds from stolen goods from the local BHS and M&S.

Interestingly enough, Air Wick also produced a "life forever old spice" which basically stunk of old skin and wet knickers, which was used in Bingo Halls to ensure that "young un's" kept away from the machines as only senior citizens are actually meant to play the machines in there and are more than used to the smell so were unaffected. Air Wick had to abandon the product after sales started plumetting in 2011 when Galas innovative marketing department started aiming at young people which baffled all staff and of course led to disgrunted moaning and stand offs from the OAPs. Mecca didnt follow suit mainly because they had no budget after G stole it all for new signs and carpets.

fcuk me and i thought i was strange