Smelly farts
Smelly farts
what is it with arcades these days? every time i go in one all i ever seem to smell is arse. i was in my local high street arcade this morning and the place stank of swetty arse. anybody else noticed this with arcades lately?
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not sure what the "stank of swetty arse" is but farts in bookies and arcades are common,
personally i try not to fart in confined spaces because sometimes i cant handle my own smell, one time i made the chihuahua be sick :/
but i suppose if you need to fart then you need to fart and there aint no one who can stop ya.
just shout "which one of you brown breeze blowing bastards boffed a banger! its sick and you should be ashamed!" thatll make the farter aware that theyre stanky and might stop them
there was a old bird working in dartford arcade once that smelt like a kipper on many occasions, think she got sacked for it lol.
personally i try not to fart in confined spaces because sometimes i cant handle my own smell, one time i made the chihuahua be sick :/
but i suppose if you need to fart then you need to fart and there aint no one who can stop ya.
just shout "which one of you brown breeze blowing bastards boffed a banger! its sick and you should be ashamed!" thatll make the farter aware that theyre stanky and might stop them
there was a old bird working in dartford arcade once that smelt like a kipper on many occasions, think she got sacked for it lol.
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The odour is actually pumped out using standard Air Wick dispensers as found in homes and small retailers all over the UK. However, rather than "jasmine" or "wild flowers", the arcades have this unique blend which is specifically made for Amusement arcades and Stanley casinos. The odd batch has been stolen and sold on the black market, resulting in them turning up in back street Birmingham pubs.titan wrote:what is it with arcades these days? every time i go in one all i ever seem to smell is arse. i was in my local high street arcade this morning and the place stank of swetty arse. anybody else noticed this with arcades lately?
This unique blend (name unknown as it turns up in a white box, with a clear label giving nothing away other than relevant health and safety drovel (like do not drink) ) was originally developed to ensure that potless twats that have no money, self-worth or ability to bath are kept as homely as possible in their local dwellings where they spend all their JSA and proceeds from stolen goods from the local BHS and M&S.
Interestingly enough, Air Wick also produced a "life forever old spice" which basically stunk of old skin and wet knickers, which was used in Bingo Halls to ensure that "young un's" kept away from the machines as only senior citizens are actually meant to play the machines in there and are more than used to the smell so were unaffected. Air Wick had to abandon the product after sales started plumetting in 2011 when Galas innovative marketing department started aiming at young people which baffled all staff and of course led to disgrunted moaning and stand offs from the OAPs. Mecca didnt follow suit mainly because they had no budget after G stole it all for new signs and carpets.
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