Fruit Machine Chat

....When either you or someone does a lot of money is a fruity?

Around here its called "doing ya swede" and its really funny to squeal "SWEEEEEEEEDE" reallly high pitched. Swedehead isa good'un aswell.

Also we say things like "doing ya bin" or "brains" and one for that mug punter whose chasing a manic muncher to no avail..."he's done his heart and soul in that".

lol, sweeeeeeede

When i was in york it was busy, off its trolley, off the scale. Pretty much northern stuff, not that i use.

I just stand there smugly knowing i beat the damn thing :P

o/t.....did you know the odds of winning on a fruity are 1 in 600? I can safely say i win more than 1 in 600 times!

Matt

Dunhamzzz wrote:....When either you or someone does a lot of money is a fruity?

Around here its called "doing ya swede" and its really funny to squeal "SWEEEEEEEEDE" reallly high pitched. Swedehead isa good'un aswell.

Also we say things like "doing ya bin" or "brains" and one for that mug punter whose chasing a manic muncher to no avail..."he's done his heart and soul in that".

lol on a similar note me and my mates use the phrase 'did a beadle' when playing poker

it means you had one good hand!

My mate users the phrase I've got a Abu Hamza when playing poker meaning "No Hand"

Doctor wrote:
lol on a similar note me and my mates use the phrase 'did a beadle' when playing poker

it means you had one good hand!

i hear that jeremy beadle has an enormous donger.
on the other hand it's quite small.

My mate and I say after a streak " It's a dump!!!"

'Doing my bollocks', i normally say when losing my money followed by a few punches to the m/c

toothless11 wrote:'Doing my bollocks', i normally say when losing my money followed by a few punches to the m/c

Yep, gotta agree with that...

Also 'a maximum spunking', being 'wad-robbed' or having been 'done-over' are the norm round here.

Winning, on the other hand, might make me think I've 'given it a good trashing', 'pissed all over it' etc

Where did you get 1 in 600 from?!

Offically 'sweded' today! Pissed off with myself a little, but wouldn't have been as bad without being cunted over by my local.

Yeah I noticed you say 'doing my swede'. I just call it 'brains'. Or if a machine is dead its 'burnt'.

When a machine is full its 'shutter' or 'hatch'. Golden Game shutter or hatch is nice.

"Done a 1'er" One hundred pounds down.
"It's a streaker" - nice streak.
"Full of bloopin' flava" - playing veeerrrry nice.
"Big Blooper!" - A high paying symbol/feature
"Stone cold dead" - not a sign of life
"Dropping" - full up
"Chocka" - full up
"Fucking bullshit" - machine taking the piss
"Ewe" - rigged (Engineer Woz 'ere!)
"Skanked" - robbed by low % chip
"Safe" - on a 99% winner
"Freebie" - freebie
"playing hard to get" - able to pay out, but choosing not to!
"Clacking" - coins dropping onto wood
"Tooshing" - coins dropping into lots more coins.
"SP" State of play
"Ten boyz" - ten pound coins
"Five boyz" - five pound coins
"Rip"/"Nick" - a quick steal
"Beautiful rip" - A Godsend or steal that cannot be played for.
"Miracle" - Jackpot on Slotto from £2, after being £450 down.
"Miracle" - Top feature on Reno Casino that costs less than £35 to get!
"Chunked" - machine that has been fed well
"Muntling" - amateur player
"Bloopo Whoopo!" - imposter
"Done my nuts" - wasted some cash

So if I were to say "This Golden Game is tooshing, its been chunked for a couple of 1'ers. The SP is good, someone has done their nuts for several boys and it's bloopin' full of flava ." That'd be good.

When a Monopoly 3 player WOTW plasma lo-tech is shutter, what would you say?

It wouldn't be a surprise if you know what I mean!!

Doing your bollocks or derivatives of, such as 'nuts' to 'mortgages'
Boxing = dropping. Slotting = varied from forcing to doing your nuts depending on the tone of voice