Potassium Cyanide
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Noels Beard
Potassium Cyanide
400mg should do it. Keep it intravenous for old school antics, or treble the dose and I reckon a subcutaneous injection should be adequate.
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Roll_With_It_Russ
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I had a wierd dream. I dreamt Richard had inadvertently switched my HOF to a whippedy woo. Philodendrons came in and started playing it. There were loads of notes in it, but she had eaten all the ready salted crisps. My mum started to get concerned as they were waitrose organic quality Baltic Balsamic bloopla crisps. However I went to asda and got six smokey bacon butphilomena had left the whoopedy woo by that point.
JG
I'm ill. Hence the stupid o'clock posting. Damn Butlins unwashed, must have parked a norovirus up my snout just as I was leaving. I was at Skeg, wowsers what a poor choice of big boys machines they have there. Death by Noel, however I faired quite well on the luck box stakes. To the far left we have Crazy Chair - this one I missed the boat on every play - constant £8+ for £2/£3 boards. One to the right and we have a Monopoly (can't remember its name) - the one with 3 uncles for DOND in the centre and ladder matrix. Did ok on this - first visit GATW for a flat and a £40 COB. Next along we had Perfect Game - £50 COB and a Mega Prize for flat over the stay on this. Next along we had a Think Red which cash combo'd for a £60+ win. Finally a Double Deal, fair at best but these things got played a lot so we always worth a check. Other than that, there was a Vivid Adders and Ladders multi player that was hardly touched, and an OXO Super Reels that was busy. Managed a nice run on no.2 but apart from that - 4x£500 and that's your lot.
Both pubs on site had the same Monopoly - the cashpot version. One was on £70 25p £70 50p and £63 £1. £1 came out nice and quick as did 50p about 10 mins later. Played it down on 25p for COB mania - it took 4 attempts over 3 days to finally get it but I knew it was worth a stab as I was a captive audience and had plenty of attempts without having to get too bored. It also obliged on 25p play with a £70 box win off COB.
To my shame, I rowed a Hall of Fame that allowed the game from the first feature then blocked it for another £80. Had 3 attempts at a Red Casino 5 Liner but all attempts cost at least £20 above pot for a flat. Some guy loved rowing the Cluedo in the sports bar so that always had a bit of life.
Had the afternoon of New Years Eve in Skeg, did ok on the lo tecs. Bumped into Tony who used to play every day in Thomas' Leicester on the lo tecs - he now camps out in Harris' Amusements as he has moved over there.
A good 4 dayer, just need to shake this fucking virus now before back to work on Monday.
Both pubs on site had the same Monopoly - the cashpot version. One was on £70 25p £70 50p and £63 £1. £1 came out nice and quick as did 50p about 10 mins later. Played it down on 25p for COB mania - it took 4 attempts over 3 days to finally get it but I knew it was worth a stab as I was a captive audience and had plenty of attempts without having to get too bored. It also obliged on 25p play with a £70 box win off COB.
To my shame, I rowed a Hall of Fame that allowed the game from the first feature then blocked it for another £80. Had 3 attempts at a Red Casino 5 Liner but all attempts cost at least £20 above pot for a flat. Some guy loved rowing the Cluedo in the sports bar so that always had a bit of life.
Had the afternoon of New Years Eve in Skeg, did ok on the lo tecs. Bumped into Tony who used to play every day in Thomas' Leicester on the lo tecs - he now camps out in Harris' Amusements as he has moved over there.
A good 4 dayer, just need to shake this fucking virus now before back to work on Monday.
Confucius say "man who know wombat know more than stupid looking monkey"
Book a cruise - get some whoo-ars
Have some MDMA, ket, skang, tkmax, tokens, blooops, diamond white, 20/20, glue etc
KILL SOMEONE - fuk the corpse ,remember your going out with style -OR- run around injecting ppl with HIV
Scratch your initials on corpse "CANNONBALL" style.
Laser point a JET (green works best)
Tool something
Do a JAM on the sax, maybe Herbie Hancock style.
Change your ring tone.
Vote Ryland.
jump off ship
DONE!
Have some MDMA, ket, skang, tkmax, tokens, blooops, diamond white, 20/20, glue etc
KILL SOMEONE - fuk the corpse ,remember your going out with style -OR- run around injecting ppl with HIV
Scratch your initials on corpse "CANNONBALL" style.
Laser point a JET (green works best)
Tool something
Do a JAM on the sax, maybe Herbie Hancock style.
Change your ring tone.
Vote Ryland.
jump off ship
DONE!