Fruit Machine Chat

Who ever took the jackpot & more fair play to you at the same time you bastard

That machine is rigged something chronic, the worse £500 machine ive played since their inception.

I spent all night & morning trying to get the JP when 2 asshole engineers came in telling me to basically bugger off - 1 male 1 female

This happened several weeks ago.

Ive never been so insulted in all my life - some words were exchanged.

Main person who pissed me off was this cunting female engineer - Kind of felt like she was my boss telling me what to do.
That female engineer would have been baseball batted HARD to the face - 1 thousand times - that's how pissed off I was that night. (and yes the machine got kicked 4 times by me - flying kicks Bruce Lee style)



onwards & upwards, you live & learn.

Crikey!

There's a conspiracy going on against you Mike!!!

Someone getting shafted on a 500? Never.

I'm proud to say I've never 'addicted' on this game. I've seen someone playing it who was utterly hooked, it was scary. I've seen those pots reach virtually all 3 on 500 and the thing just doesn't give them = I've seen it come in once and of course it was bronze (or lowest 1 anyway).

The sound effects alone are enough to keep me well away.

mike ,,,,, im telling you this as a friend ,,,,,,she wasn't really an engineer m8 ,,,,,,,,, she works for the government ,,,,,,,, they have been watching you for some time ,,,,,,

its only a matter of time before they feel you know too much ,,,,,,,, then they'll silence you

dear god man ,,,,,,,,,RUNNNN , RUN FOR THE HILLS*

or quickly contact the national papers and tell them all you know ,,,,,,, before they get to you

















*no not the william hills ,,,,,,,,, wouldn't be much point running to them now would there ,,, doh

heard of the safe cracker version, but never terrible night one, what does it look like?

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