Fruit Machine Chat

Dear fellow chat people,

Key bets made me gain about 15kgs. Its the constant 'snacking' they 'force' upon us whilst we destroy our souls.

This is another reason for my 'giving up' since I am now a 'fat cunt' rather than the rather trim version of me who existed about 1 and 1/2 years ago.

Honey roast peanuts, Maltesers, Snickers, Bounty, loads of crisps, cola, fried chicken, pizza, burgers.... no exercise other than checking bookies for pots. It all adds up. As Tesco would say, EVERY LITTLE HELPS!

Still only played one to this day.

Found one in nearly £300 Saturday tho. Highest I've seen one for Yonks.

With regards to weight.......

I tend to reach a weight(bout 13st) and never go over it regardless of what I eat and believe me I eat and drink utter rubbish!! I've cut my drinking down compared to how I use to be hence the lack of red wine and older women stories!!!!

Ask the bookies to convert the stools into an exercise bike. You could keep fit and play at the same time.

Never played a keybet and never will, have known about ones being on £500 but didn't even cross my mind to play them...

harry2 wrote:Ask the bookies to convert the stools into an exercise bike. You could keep fit and play at the same time.

lmao

Yes, very good Harold.

GaryChandler wrote:Never played a keybet and never will, have known about ones being on £500 but didn't even cross my mind to play them...

Played them solid a good few months back, made about 10k between a couple of us, some days would be three of us playing different ones all for the pot, that way helped to lower the variance vs playing them solo although you do have to have trustworthy people to do it with and enough on high pots. These days there's hardly any on 300+, mugs got bored off the game and everyone cottened on to checking them, there was a few non fruit players I saw check em for example.

300Ish was longest without key bet for me, had one cost 1000, had one first spin, was up 200 on one before the pot, I've had it all!!!

Have you had the one where you spend an entire day on it and about £1000 then gone back the next morning to find the unit has been reset by the engineer and there is no history?

Have you had the one where you spend 16 hours on 1 to lose £900 playing the 'safest' way?

I don't think you've had it all, I have and I've had enough!!!!

Exercise bike is a great idea, would be great on the Ladbrokes ones as I might get them to give me more odds on points for each mile I cycle.

Reset OUCH....! never had that, 900 for 16 hours "safest way" I could understand, never did the 16 hour stint tbh but I see how it could easily end up in 900 down in 16 hours.

fuck sitting in the bookies all day with the smelly euro crew playing that ti flower on 6p a spin, Would rather be sharking old ladys to fund a smack habbit.

6p a spin?????? I'm pretty sure minimum is 20p! Oh and how does 4 keys in 850 spins sound? 12 keys in 1300? That's when I just can't take anymore!

corals have a roulette game on 5p a spin ,,,,,,,, you still have to bet minimum £1 ,,,,,,,,,,, but as long as you dont lose your head , and never up the £1 minimum ,,,,,,,,,,,, and set yourself say a £5 limit ,,,,,,,,, it can be a 5minute stress relief diversion from the daily mist grind ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, bit of fun throwing lots of 5p's around


surely some of you can get your roulette fix this way ,,,,,,,,,,, and not get in too much trouble ?

Roulette and discipline don't mix. It will go along the lines of iv lost that pound ill try one more. Iv lost that ill try another. Before they know it float is gone due to £100 spins.

My philosophy is if you're gonna play roulette, play it properly. That's why I went skint on those fucking FOBTs so often!