Fruit Machine Chat

Posted: **Wed Jul 11, 2012 1:13 am**

How many visits to a dead fruit untill you give up and call it a day? I have a few fruits that I don't bother checking anymore as they are always dead, checkd evryday not the 1 player either they must be battling it out to squeze a jackpot out. I have fruits that are normaly dead but I do still check them. Then I have fruits that I'm the only 1 playing.

Posted: **Wed Jul 11, 2012 3:44 am**

inside job. just cross it off the list

Posted: **Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:22 am**

Never give up

Posted: **Wed Jul 11, 2012 12:14 pm**

sounds like your a bit sour there george

Posted: **Wed Jul 11, 2012 12:14 pm**

p.s it's in a services what do you expect?

Posted: **Wed Jul 11, 2012 1:54 pm**

I agree with the inside job answer. Some places are permanently dead, i'm sure if i sat there quietly just watching, i would see munting occur and i would see either calls made immediately or the barman come from behind the bar and have it out!

Posted: **Wed Jul 11, 2012 6:48 pm**

JG wrote:Same with LFE. I think as soon as the pot hits 230, Darth Vader gets on the phone to her inside contacts. Just one....that's all I ask...just one juicy freshly munted pot.

darth vader lol, u mean the old hag thats always in there.? got a bit fire she caught me switching off a machine in there, had to give her some spiel..was prtty close

Posted: **Wed Jul 11, 2012 9:50 pm**

shes an absolute shit cunt that old hag is.....half way through a board on steve steps and she comes over and asked me for i.d,i don't have any i said then she goes to turn the machine off on me half way through a feature,fuck off u old hag,next thing i know there's a plain clothed security officer trying to give me a lecture...told him to shove it as she was a rude bitch

Posted: **Wed Jul 11, 2012 11:18 pm**

JG wrote:I sneak in....no one is around. I've got £300 to change up in the recycler. I check the shop. Nowt. I check outside. Nowt. I check the ladies and the gents and the disabled toilets. Nowt. I check the ladies again for good measure and for the craic. Nowt. I check the foyer where the flowers are for sale. Nowt. It's ok, it's all clear....let's go and tip the coins in......chink chink chink chink chug chink chink chink chink........

<<Super duper raspy>>

"Eeerrrrr <cough> excuse me did you win those coins here?"

Fuck's sake every time. I use that recycler and she's there like a disease. Also telling me how to use it. Ffs I've used it a million times before and never had any problems, but still she's jabbing at the 20 button when the red light is on oh fffs go away!!!!

Hassling people in the middle of Steve's steps....ffs...uber duba grrrr as Richard would say.

lol, we have had that problem....look its lit up now u press it now. FFS im not retarded

Posted: **Fri Jul 13, 2012 1:19 pm**

eastangliapro wrote:shes an absolute shit cunt that old hag is.....half way through a board on steve steps and she comes over and asked me for i.d,i don't have any i said then she goes to turn the machine off on me half way through a feature,fuck off u old hag,next thing i know there's a plain clothed security officer trying to give me a lecture...told him to shove it as she was a rude bitch

That's not how I remember it

BATTLE AXE

Posted: **Fri Jul 13, 2012 11:18 pm**

haha thats the 1

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