Fruit Machine Chat

on here...

got an emptier on a notey with a foreign currency....

I'm on my way to the Salon de juegos. If that's how it's spelt lol.

I got an emptier on a cash machine

I got an emptier on my wallet.

It's called walk into ladbrokes still steaming from an AWP play up, try random things on a fobt and drop about a monkey on utter bollox.

Well done.

Best 13 mins of entertainment I've ever purchased.

got a emptier on my bowels,
its my wifes cooking!

Well at least you have a wife who can cook (to a degree), but how many girls out there can actually make a meal from raw ingredients nowadays?

Most think cooking is slinging something in the microwave for two minutes!

Been-Grant-Mitchell'd! wrote:Well at least you have a wife who can cook

her speciality is, grilled bread with a serving of baked haricot's in rich tomato sauce.

Been-Grant-Mitchell'd! wrote:Well at least you have a wife who can cook (to a degree), but how many girls out there can actually make a meal from raw ingredients nowadays?

Most think cooking is slinging something in the microwave for two minutes!

My missus to be fair always uses fresh stuff all herbs etc. she does use those colemans “herbs in a bag" things but that's about as far as she goes with packets

betchrider wrote: colemans “herbs in a bag"

those things are bloosy lovely

was only joking about the beans on toast too lol

i do a great pot noodle i have too say

Bombay badboys are badboy!

I might get in trouble from the pot noodle top boys for this tip: Chuck your pot noodle in the microwave for 30 seconds after you have followed the instructions. Just make sure you have removed all the foil first.

Why

Broken kettle?