General fruit machine related chat, if it doesn't fit another category discuss it here..
dakky
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by dakky » Sat May 26, 2012 3:05 am
on here...
got an emptier on a notey with a foreign currency....
AMK
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by AMK » Sat May 26, 2012 5:56 am
I'm on my way to the Salon de juegos. If that's how it's spelt lol.
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johncluedo
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by johncluedo » Sat May 26, 2012 7:49 am
I got an emptier on a cash machine
BFK
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by BFK » Sat May 26, 2012 8:35 am
I got an emptier on my wallet.
It's called walk into ladbrokes still steaming from an AWP play up, try random things on a fobt and drop about a monkey on utter bollox.
Well done.
Best 13 mins of entertainment I've ever purchased.
silent g
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by silent g » Sat May 26, 2012 9:06 am
got a emptier on my bowels,
its my wifes cooking!
condoms... ribbed for her pleasure! turn it inside out and its ribbed for my pleasure
Been-Grant-Mitchell'd!
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by Been-Grant-Mitchell'd! » Sat May 26, 2012 9:23 am
Well at least you have a wife who can cook (to a degree), but how many girls out there can actually make a meal from raw ingredients nowadays?
Most think cooking is slinging something in the microwave for two minutes!
silent g
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by silent g » Sat May 26, 2012 12:10 pm
Been-Grant-Mitchell'd! wrote: Well at least you have a wife who can cook
her speciality is, grilled bread with a serving of baked haricot's in rich tomato sauce.
condoms... ribbed for her pleasure! turn it inside out and its ribbed for my pleasure
betchrider
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by betchrider » Sat May 26, 2012 7:21 pm
Been-Grant-Mitchell'd! wrote: Well at least you have a wife who can cook (to a degree), but how many girls out there can actually make a meal from raw ingredients nowadays?
Most think cooking is slinging something in the microwave for two minutes!
My missus to be fair always uses fresh stuff all herbs etc. she does use those colemans “herbs in a bag" things but that's about as far as she goes with packets
The Duke of betchington Betchrider
silent g
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by silent g » Sat May 26, 2012 9:39 pm
betchrider wrote: colemans “herbs in a bag"
those things are bloosy lovely
was only joking about the beans on toast too lol
condoms... ribbed for her pleasure! turn it inside out and its ribbed for my pleasure
eastangliapro
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by eastangliapro » Sat May 26, 2012 9:49 pm
i do a great pot noodle i have too say
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by Scott » Sat May 26, 2012 11:30 pm
Bombay badboys are badboy!
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by Thumper » Sun May 27, 2012 1:23 am
I might get in trouble from the pot noodle top boys for this tip: Chuck your pot noodle in the microwave for 30 seconds after you have followed the instructions. Just make sure you have removed all the foil first.
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by tommya » Sun May 27, 2012 9:20 am
Why