Fruit Machine Chat

Hello all,

On retirement I will be looking to cash in on current tricks at the time and also provide the ultimate package.

50,000 euros will enable someone to gain my current tricks at the time of my retirement, and also I will provide 1 trick per year for either the proceeding 2 or 3 years. The tricks will be exclusive and earnings will fall between £3000 & £7000 per week based on a 6 day working week. Various schedules will be made available but these will cost extra and there will be a wide variety available costing from £300 to £1200 per month. Included in the package will be the right to hire the Chief for security/surveillance purposes, you will have to of course pay his wages. For sensitivity reasons the Chief will always manage the schedule as I need to protect my contacts that have looked after me for many years.

Because of the nature of this package it will only be suited to an extremely small number of people. I will be willing to accept 25,000e on the pass over of my current tricks at the time and the rest further down the line.

Thank you & the greatest respect to all who deserve it,

Sir Linesman

Bargain!!!! Get ready for your inbox to go stupid!

why €'s for the initial transaction but £'s for the extra's?
You're willing to sell a trick for €50k with the potential to have a return on investment in 8-10 weeks if earning your high estimate average.
You've previously claimed your tricks last for 12 months upwards.

prove it and i'll gladly bypass your €25k down and stump up the full g's. message me something cryptic somethimg i will only understand in due course.

Anyone got the conversion rate from Euro's to Cayman Island Dollars ?

Best wishes in your retirement. Think I'll be working until 70 !!!!

put me down down for two, the euro will be a dozen to the £ come a couple of years

Not in a position to retire full stop Harry, just going to be doing something different. I'm taking a few years out as I've been travelling none stop for the past few years. Going to have a think about setting some sort of business up when I go away. I want to get involved in something that is socially stimulating and not just about making profit. I might return to fruits in a few years depending on personal circumstances.

Kind Regards, Sir Linesman

You are a crack head! If people dont win after paying you do they get a refund?

Good Point Ross,

Will have to see what the Euro is worth or that price might change.

Kind Regards, Sir Linesman

I would have to show the tricks myself and the Chief will deal with all the money exchanges, no one will be getting ripped off that is for sure.

Kind Regards, Sir Linesman

Who wiz woss?

If you think you could set up a business and be showing a profit of a few k a week, from week one, thats legal, you are dreaming... thats if you compare figures quoted.

To get to 50k a week turnover you will prob have to have to fork out a few million for somthing established, have 20 or more liabilities (employees), that might see you earn a few k a week.

I know somone who is near retirement and they have two businesses that return about 60-70k a year each, but thats before tax, they are said to be quite successful... its taken them 30 years.

A good benchmark though Ross is that a business is worth ten times it annual profit, so they might be able to sell up for £1.5m between them.

It does not matter, they will be kept in the family I believe, his wife inherited several million last year, thats the main reason for retiring.

No one is set to leave me anything like that unfortuately, I continue to scrape by.

I always like ur posts sir linesman but I think you've gone to far with this one.

I'll take two please.

I'll give you 2.4 million ugandan dollars...