Fruit Machine Chat

Dunham and crosby. Both are coming down to my neck of the woods for a gamble today, so before i head off to the jobless centre i'm going to meet them. Going to try and skin the bowling alley first, before heading off to wethers for more joy. Will report back later!

Matt

have a good day guys

If they try and lure you back to their place with the promise of sweets or puppies, say NO in a loud clear voice, then walk away quickly.

cardinal richelieu wrote:If they try and lure you back to their place with the promise of sweets or puppies, say NO in a loud clear voice, then walk away quickly.

LMAO!

have a good one lads!

Just got back a minute ago. Dun was there without crosby, but with one of his other fruity mad mates. If you ever get the chance to meet them, both are sound as a pound, and a good laugh!

I just played a few coins in a few machines, probably lost about £5 overall. Started off in the megabowl, found a new happy campers which Dun happily ripped until it was dead. Also took £10 from £1 in a £5 JP SRM. Other machines in megabowl were dead, so headed off to wethers. Killed the Bling in and queen in there, but.....

Dun keyed a super start. First spin, 11+bonus onto the greem gem. Gave a no lose, so an easy higher for the 12, lower for the invincible was there. Somehow dun missed it and played on! Only got £5 from that board in the end :P
JPSTRAR banked a good £40 from £20 odd in. Jekyll & Hyde ripped a £10.
Jackpot Gems gave a red jolly gems for £25.
Bucketloads ripped a good few wins before it died.
In Quicksilver dun spawned a £25 from a corrie multiplayer, before doing a £50 in £55 out on KKC.
Cambridge arms had a Treasure hunt which potted from £4 in, with no afters.

Pretty much left it at that before they headed off to Ipswich for some more playing. Nice to meet some fruitchatters, good laugh and a good way of killing a day. More in the future please!

Matt

Gutted I couldn't make it, pretty skint to be honest. How the fuck did he do that, what a silly swede head, pure stick he is getting!

It was quite funny, but he took it quite well. Made whatever back on other machines anyway, so it doesn't matter that much. That Bling would have been completely on its arse if he'd got that JP rip on top of all the keyrips and holds.

I think you lot are obsessed with your use of swede and mystical. Cracked me up anyway

Matt

Heh, nice one!

One thing - Jolly Gems (Red) what does that feature do? Didn't think there were any JP capable features on these newer Reds?

Matt - It flashes the red cash amounts around the side disc, and you choose the one you want. There's £15 and £25 on there, and it got the £25. It repeated, but he only hit £3 on the second go! You can also use it to get the 3rd crown for big money if you have 2 already lit.

Matt

Nice one! Ah, I have had that now, the most I saw it go for was £10 I think (although it may have been £7)

Am I right in saying though, that there aren't really any JP definite red features though? (forgive my lack of knowledge, I usually just all out force the top on these ones, so rarely take any of the features.)

Hot rocks-had £24 in green once and £24 in red
Golden hold likes to JP on red as well
Had it kick off a £100 streak once

we missed the train to ipswich!

made £30 after train tickets and food etc. not baf ater we completely missed the arcades in ipswich! you'll have to come to norwich sometime and join the many punters down here!

Oops

I was thinking earlier about how blatantly we were sharking that poor old bloke in Quiksilver......and how we should have moved his reserved sticker to Mega Zone

Poor sod musst have lost £50+.....why go up to good times and collect a £11 pot? *Shakes Head*

Matt

in arcades its all about sharking