Why am i barred?

Roll_With_It_Russ · Post by **Roll_With_It_Russ** » Mon May 14, 2012 1:03 am

bigger the float = less chance of sinking

BFK · Post by **BFK** » Mon May 14, 2012 8:36 am

Chief Brody from Jaws was a player, he advised Quinn once.....

'You're gonna need a bigger float!'

steelfix1 · Post by **steelfix1** » Mon May 14, 2012 8:40 am

BFK wrote:Chief Brody from Jaws was a player, he advised Quinn once.....

'You're gonna need a bigger float!'

Haha, only had the boat edition

[video=youtube;U5PtSJEfajw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5PtSJEfajw[/video]

TINYMcFINEY · Post by **TINYMcFINEY** » Mon May 14, 2012 2:18 pm

Would you belive that Barry The Fireman got banned for getting a cash pot out of the macebarer in Bury! Not even a player and he got his first banning but he was shocked but he just laughed at them. I still do not believe it and nor does he!

Glendale · Post by **Glendale** » Mon May 14, 2012 3:13 pm

Good to see you back TINY! Barry was not happy! Said he thought the landlord was winding him up! He had downed 5 pints as well!

toothless11 · Post by **toothless11** » Tue May 15, 2012 10:17 am

Been barred for doing an eggy beer fart in a small boozer a few years back... It made the landlady reach so she barred me! Lol

Scott · Post by **Scott** » Tue May 15, 2012 10:21 am

Reach for the stars?

Been-Grant-Mitchell'd! · Tue May 15, 2012 10:48 am

toothless11 wrote:Been barred for doing an eggy beer fart in a small boozer a few years back... It made the landlady reach so she barred me! Lol

Ain't it funny how other people's farts disgust us so much and we'd rather breathe in mustard-gas than inhale someone else's gruffs?

A few days ago I farted in a bookies and the smell reminded me of a Wetherspoons breakfast.

Made me feel quite hungry if I'm honest.

flashback · Post by **flashback** » Tue May 15, 2012 11:22 am

Been-Grant-Mitchell'd! wrote:
A few days ago I farted in a bookies and the smell reminded me of a Wetherspoons breakfast.

Made me feel quite hungry if I'm honest.

I think you should forward the above to Tim, stands a fair chance of appearing in a future Wetherspoon News I reckon.

silent g · Post by **silent g** » Tue May 15, 2012 9:09 pm

got barred today from a spoons, exact word were "you were doing funnies to one of our machines"
gamestec got them to view cctv footage and see if they recognise the people on the machine, we was going there every 2 days so they know us ofcourse

isnt that taking you job a bit too far if your a engineer ? bastards!

betchrider · Post by **betchrider** » Tue May 15, 2012 9:18 pm

flashback wrote:I think you should forward the above to Tim, stands a fair chance of appearing in a future Wetherspoon News I reckon.

My mates sister is married to tim Witherspoon. Yes THE tim Witherspoon too

mr lugsy · Post by **mr lugsy** » Tue May 15, 2012 9:36 pm

terrible tim

betchrider · Post by **betchrider** » Tue May 15, 2012 9:41 pm

His fuckin hands are bigger than my head

thecannonball89 · Post by **thecannonball89** » Tue May 15, 2012 10:39 pm

Why don't you just say what you were doing silent g its obvoius your dying to let us all know you know

johncluedo · Post by **johncluedo** » Tue May 15, 2012 10:44 pm

Even my nan knows!