The fictitious bets thread
Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 11:55 am
The thread title explains it all really. The hot topic of the last week or so has been about people placing bets on football matches and horse-races, usually for large sums of cash, and then not having the presence of mind to produce any proof.
Rather than clutter up the forum and divert other threads with this sort of stuff I thought it would be nice to make a new thread so we can keep these inane and spurious claims all in one place.
So with it being a Saturday why not join in and post ludicrous details of your illegitimate wagers? Maybe you've lumped £20k on this evening's Man City / Blackburn game, or popped into your local bookies after your champagne breakfast for a grand or two on Sunday's cup game? Maybe you were just sat in the back of your limo and a chance conversation with your driver (about those fucking annoying bet365 adverts with Ray Winstone) has just moved you enough to have a £5000 flutter on a couple of horses?
Please add whatever fictitious bets you intend to place today so we can all share the joy and sunshine this sort of thing brings into our lives. Even better, why not wait until the match or race has finished and the result known before entertaining us all with the finer details of how much you won?
But remember - don't spoil this thread by posting any evidence whatsoever of your bets. Keep it sensible please. Anyone thinking of posting screencaps or photos of their bets as proof that they actually exist, and are not in fact entirely fabricated should move along. This thread is not for you.
Ready? Go!
Rather than clutter up the forum and divert other threads with this sort of stuff I thought it would be nice to make a new thread so we can keep these inane and spurious claims all in one place.
So with it being a Saturday why not join in and post ludicrous details of your illegitimate wagers? Maybe you've lumped £20k on this evening's Man City / Blackburn game, or popped into your local bookies after your champagne breakfast for a grand or two on Sunday's cup game? Maybe you were just sat in the back of your limo and a chance conversation with your driver (about those fucking annoying bet365 adverts with Ray Winstone) has just moved you enough to have a £5000 flutter on a couple of horses?
Please add whatever fictitious bets you intend to place today so we can all share the joy and sunshine this sort of thing brings into our lives. Even better, why not wait until the match or race has finished and the result known before entertaining us all with the finer details of how much you won?
But remember - don't spoil this thread by posting any evidence whatsoever of your bets. Keep it sensible please. Anyone thinking of posting screencaps or photos of their bets as proof that they actually exist, and are not in fact entirely fabricated should move along. This thread is not for you.
Ready? Go!