Fruit Machine Chat

I think we should rename this site Modchat due to the fact that the moderators have obviously been told to make more posts in order to make the now dead site look more busy. I'm guessing my audience is about 10 people now - including mods, well no more than 15 anyway. Even Mike posts which is very rare usually.

But let's all (all 15 of us) take our hats off (I don't have a hat but just imagine) to Mike, he does spend a lot of time and effort (and probably money) on this site and has genuinely tried (in vain) to improve it. In fact, lets have 3 cheers for Mike:
Hip hip...
Hip hip...
Hip hip...

Thank you Mike for providing me with a home where I can make my opinion known. Who knows? Maybe the other 6000 odd people are still viewing and just have nothing to say.

Maybe Fruitchat is propelling me to stardom and soon I'll be on all the top gambling programs on TV (are there any???)...

I will be holding a seminar soon at a secret location (Earl's Court) where certain people who book appointments with me will be taught something, for a fee. You can also ask me for my great advice, counselling, etc. There are no limits to my wisdom and knowledge so I hope I can be a big help to anyone who chooses to pay me for my advice/knowledge. I need funds to gamble with, the horses haven't been kind to me recently.

Thank you all for reading this. I always aim to entertain.

Can you book me for an early slot please? 10.00am?

It's a real money making scheme. You tip up a horse and we all lay it on Betfair.


Better return than Tom Segal. I'm giving up work at this rate.


You need to get some real friends, mate.

Apologies: heat of the moment / non-thinking comment...

Our attention seeking friend has now a permanent cyber holiday.

Fin.

thank fuck ,,,,,,,,,,,, finally