The ridiculous truth...
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 9:55 pm
Dear fellow Fruitchat people (friends, acquaintances, enemies),
I would like to voice my humble and honest opinion on the happenings of this month in which I returned to Fruitchat, in true Rafael Benitez style I will now outline the FACTS:
1. I only intended to return into the Bookmakers section.
2. I spoke only once throughout the John32 vs MoG (MoG the clear winner) debacle with Jason and that was AFTER we were both banned.
3. I did not in any way plan my return or in any way encourage Bitter Bollocks (Jason) to return.
4. I have not set out to attack anyone and have only retaliated (quite beautifully I think)
5. I am fed up of the silly arguments now and wish to call a truce. As I am clearly the winner anyway, it is only out of being noble that I do this - perhaps Deano means Noble when he types Nob as he is unsure of whether it is correct to spell it Noble or Nobel.
6. I used to like all the moderators except 1, that has now risen to 2.
7. I have cleverly worked out who several of these 'masters of disguise' are and it makes me laugh how cowardly they are.
8. I am a very, very nice person. Anyone who is nice to me will see this, people who annoy me will see my bad side - everyone has one. Put simply, if you're good to me, I'll be very good to you, if you're nasty to me, I'll either ignore you or be just as nasty.
9. I do not fancy myself, I certainly don't kiss myself in the mirror. I only seek fair treament.
10. I admit when I am in the wrong, when I am mistaken, etc. But that isn't very often the case.
It is very funny to me that people predicted the return of John32 as soon as I returned. I really didn't think it would happen but it has. All I can promise you all from my side is that this place will not be turned into a warzone between the 2 of us like last time. As of now, I declare that I am no longer at war with anyone, not even Kesh or Deano. Therefore, if anyone sees them write anything negative towards me after the posting time shown, you know who the culprit is.
Finally, I wrote a PM to Jason today urging him to stop this silly behaviour and he ignored it and continued. If he continues I will post the PM I sent him just to show you all who the bad guy is in this case. In all honesty, I think this is all very childish and that no one should have to read all this crap (although no one forced any of you to do so).
Happy new year Fruitchatters. I hope it brings good fortune, good info and good health to you all. I vote that we should all forgive each other for any sour grapes/misunderstandings/all-out-rudeness and just learn to get along.

I would like to voice my humble and honest opinion on the happenings of this month in which I returned to Fruitchat, in true Rafael Benitez style I will now outline the FACTS:
1. I only intended to return into the Bookmakers section.
2. I spoke only once throughout the John32 vs MoG (MoG the clear winner) debacle with Jason and that was AFTER we were both banned.
3. I did not in any way plan my return or in any way encourage Bitter Bollocks (Jason) to return.
4. I have not set out to attack anyone and have only retaliated (quite beautifully I think)
5. I am fed up of the silly arguments now and wish to call a truce. As I am clearly the winner anyway, it is only out of being noble that I do this - perhaps Deano means Noble when he types Nob as he is unsure of whether it is correct to spell it Noble or Nobel.
6. I used to like all the moderators except 1, that has now risen to 2.
7. I have cleverly worked out who several of these 'masters of disguise' are and it makes me laugh how cowardly they are.
8. I am a very, very nice person. Anyone who is nice to me will see this, people who annoy me will see my bad side - everyone has one. Put simply, if you're good to me, I'll be very good to you, if you're nasty to me, I'll either ignore you or be just as nasty.
9. I do not fancy myself, I certainly don't kiss myself in the mirror. I only seek fair treament.
10. I admit when I am in the wrong, when I am mistaken, etc. But that isn't very often the case.
It is very funny to me that people predicted the return of John32 as soon as I returned. I really didn't think it would happen but it has. All I can promise you all from my side is that this place will not be turned into a warzone between the 2 of us like last time. As of now, I declare that I am no longer at war with anyone, not even Kesh or Deano. Therefore, if anyone sees them write anything negative towards me after the posting time shown, you know who the culprit is.
Finally, I wrote a PM to Jason today urging him to stop this silly behaviour and he ignored it and continued. If he continues I will post the PM I sent him just to show you all who the bad guy is in this case. In all honesty, I think this is all very childish and that no one should have to read all this crap (although no one forced any of you to do so).
Happy new year Fruitchatters. I hope it brings good fortune, good info and good health to you all. I vote that we should all forgive each other for any sour grapes/misunderstandings/all-out-rudeness and just learn to get along.
