Fruit Machine Chat

One of my henchmen found this in a newly opened Ladbrokes...

I wonder what would have happened if he'd won a pot!

I Would Have Defiantly Played That For Pots!

One would imagine they would point you to the information stating that the maximum win in one credit is £500, or worse, the game is void in case of malfunction.

Surely if you got it they wouldn't have a leg to stand on and would have to pay you?

I Would Just Say It Kept Rolling In £500!!!

MoTG, it is clearly a machine malfunction and would be seen as such. If you really thought you even had a chance of being payed out you would be playing it now. For someone who would take on a Scratch and Match because two of the pots are on £500, surely finding a game with two of the pots in excess of £2,000,000 would be too much of a lure for you, even with your new trick. Speaking of which, that thread has gone quiet. What's going on?

Perhaps this is part of your new trick, maybe you've found a way of increasing pots above £500, but I doubt it.

Come on master, it's been nearly a week since you told Fruit Chat of your new trick, and the majority of your posts since have been horse related. Don't let the chance to show everyone you're a 'big man' (your words) pass you by - every day that passes is a day closer to your trick finishing. Time is of the essence, get to work!

My trick is just that, MY trick! No one will find it, it will never be chipped, I'm not doing it for the next few days. In the new year I'll be on it every day, that's why its quiet for now.

I have been telling certain people its just waffle and banter so they don't keep asking me what it is, in fairness they haven't.

The only other person I think COULD work out my trick is Redlinesman, but he wouldn't dare watch me because he knows I know who he is and I won't have it. If he wants it, I'll sell it to him for £10,000 but he must go elsewhere - very far away to do them...

He'd easily make the fee back within 2 weeks.

Regarding these pots, as I said, the person who took the pic wasn't me and he reported it to the staff. I personally would have played and recorded what happened on my phone. You'd surely get some serious goodwill and bribes to keep it quiet.

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I can't honestly remember more than £650 worth I owe to 2 people I never see! Perhaps you can remind me?

You make it sound like I owe people their life savings!

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Stop being a pathetic child Jason, you're over 40 for God's sake! Grow up.

Just been told the Pots of Gold photographed has pretty much the same pots except that Gold is now ONLY £500. Would anyone like to buy the location?

Make your bids please...I think I'll be off to give it a go tomorrow. By the way, the Scratch and Match on the same terminal has pots on £500, £500, £500. 100% truth this!