Fruit Machine Chat

I've decided to become a trumpet blower and show you all how much money I earn now as it seems its the only way to be known as a 'big man' on here. From tomorrow I will be depositing money on a regular basis into my Ladbrokes account which I will take snapshots of nightly and show total balance with at all times.

Obviously I COULD just be depositing my own money all the time but that's just sad and pathetic, this will be FRESHLY earned money which I save up in my Ladbrokes account. Every time I get up to £10,000 I will withdraw that amount and then start from scratch with more fresh earnings.

I do not want begging letters, pleas for subs from players who lost their last cash on a fake red showing Deal, etc. I'm saving up so I can get myself a new place and get out of the sitting at home like a fat miserable cunt lifestyle. If you're skint, that's your problem, it doesn't become mine suddenly because I'm earning loads.

Obviously I'm not going to tell anyone what I'm doing and the fact that I'm depositing into my Ladbrokes account doesn't mean it has anything to do with Ladbrokes...although it might...but it might not.

I will show all transactions on my Ladbrokes account as soon as I make my first deposit, no cheating.

Yes I know some will call me a tosser, liar, twat, etc. but since everyone brags with no evidence and claims to have 14 houses, a castle, 2 remote islands, a nuclear submarine, own a high street chain, don't pay any tax, etc. I will at least be able to prove my income....sort of.

And no, my new trick is NOT for sale and you'll never catch me doing it, I'm too smart for all of you, yes...ALL!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ahmad
Ahmad who?
Ahmad a packet on Ladbrokes online!

I thought that joke was quite a smart one.

At present, my balance reads £0 on all wallets, total £0. I'll be getting some bonuses tomorrow but fuck knows how much, probably not a whole lot. Something about a Christmas bonus for a Premier Casino Gold customer but they're a but tight so anything over £100 will be a shock.

I will admit I do get a fair lot of bonuses from them for my excessive levels of play, but I will now use this account as a bank account. You will be able to see that my deposits are being made in cash in shops, not via my debit card.

Just off to do my last run of stuff for the day now, might put something in if I pass a Ladbrokes.

you'll get too many doubters for sure!

better way is a quick picture of machines bank/iou etc then when it finally gets out and its all over with, make the photos public

Best Of Luck With That!

Can you lend me a fiver?

I got nothing to put in today, got drawn into the fucking bookies! Incredible how it happened, was walking up a high street and saw the match was on, Spurs had just scored, walked in to see the prices in running.. some Indian bloke looked very distressed as he left a Global Draw terminal, Scratch N Match Rainbow Riches game he was moaning about - realise why when I saw the pots! Gold £500, Silver £154, Bronze £500! I proceeded to row the £200 I had on me into it, £100 on that game, lost, just 1 set of green cunts that gave me £35. Continued then played roulette with the last £100, got it to £152 but the greed had kicked in by then and you know the rest...

Will earn a few quid then go play it another time if the pots are still massive. Surely its worth playing???

Definitely Will Be Worth It If Bronze Is That High!!

I Had One Where Silver And Gold Were On 500, And Got Them Both Within £50!

Facepalm...

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yeah the first spin every day is either 0 26 or 32... £500 a day off each terminal in each shop..

nice quick £1350 profit if you get all three in each shop..

they'll never notice if you wear a different disguise each day.

johncluedo wrote:Definitely Will Be Worth It If Bronze Is That High!!

I Had One Where Silver And Gold Were On 500, And Got Them Both Within £50!

Yes but thinking about it logically, unless its been giving silver forever, the machine was clearly on 500 500 500 and has paid out 500 400 quid ago, personally I wouldn't play it with less than a grand on me but I certainly wouldn't be expecting to lose!

For silver and gold to get to 500 in the first place it takes 12500 for gold and 35000 for silver. Based on this why would you think youd win playing for them - clearly its Bloody unlikely they come up! Remember they are random games the pots are not MORE due if they are high.

I would imagine that even given the pots were 500 500 500 the expected payout % of the game would still be negative but obviously closer to 100%.

I saw one in a bingo club on 500 500 200 once it was still on 500 500 on gold and silver 4 days later and it had been played almost SOLIDLY! Think how much it will have made in that time and how much ud be DOWN!

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The manager of the local Shipleys (now Silvers) told me that one of his RR units took £4200 in two days , as several people tried to get a £500 pot out. Went on day three.
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