Fruit Machine Chat

Well this site has been in this form for 5+ years now.....much has changed and happened in that time, but what brilliantly funny things have tickled people? I'm going to start with 1, please add more!!

1) I'll start with myself, very big headed! Who can forget the time I was 300 into a snakez with no change available anywhere. Desperate I put a score into an itbox. The last thing I need when I'm 300 down is a fucking quiz!!

I remember putting a score in to an old quiz machine once to get some change and it all went in to creidts :x

About 3-4 years ago... I was Slightly pissed on a chilly October Monday student night. I walked into a pub, Pissed out my head where I streaked a £35 invincible and a £35 cluedo.

I then walked into a packed liquid and envy club a bit worse for wear. After seing a group of sexy ladies on the dance floor we decided to have a dance off. (I dunno why, as I'm the worse dancer ever). Well, forgetting I had +400 coins in my pockets, I do the worm....

Smashing my cheek and chest on the floor, and then watching hundreds of little gold nuggets roll around the floor. Everyone was picking them up and I couldn't get inbetween peoples feet to pick them up myself...

After counting afterwards I had £54 left lol.

I was fuming at the time but it's funny as fuck looking back at it. :-)

that will take some beating toothless, but what the fuck were you doing in liquid in the first place lol

the topic that always sticks in my mind ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, and was pure comedy gold


we had some dick asking about the advertised elsewhere , so called rf jammers modified garage door openers lol


even after several pro replies telling him they have zero chance working ,,,,,,,,,,,,, he still wasn't having none of it lol

despite our reasoning ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, he then uttered those immortal legendary funny words. just to be sure like


'' im gonna build my own to make sure''

:P :P :P

always wonder how that worked out for him? :P

http://www.arcadenemy.com
http://www.driftnet.com
http://www.banditbusters.com
http://www.darrylwatt.com

All defunct.

that device on driftnet sounds good for £65?! just ordered one now!!!! cant wait for it.

trayhop123 wrote:the topic that always sticks in my mind ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, and was pure comedy gold


we had some dick asking about the advertised elsewhere , so called rf jammers modified garage door openers lol


even after several pro replies telling him they have zero chance working ,,,,,,,,,,,,, he still wasn't having none of it lol

despite our reasoning ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, he then uttered those immortal legendary funny words. just to be sure like


'' im gonna build my own to make sure''

:P :P :P

always wonder how that worked out for him? :P

it was a geezer called DaBankIsRupt iirc he gave a lot of amusement during the couple of weeks that he posted didn't he?




I think a special mention should go out to "know your role" / "steven" and all his manuscript and yoghurt top exploits. That was some funny s#@t.

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