Pension Pass v Talk to it on 500s

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Pension Pass v Talk to it on 500s

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Ok why the hell do you need to be either a pensioner or, have to talk to it... . be nice and rub it, to fucking win on these things.Seen a Granny in local arcade drop 3jps in last week all with less than 100 quid..She always walks in gets her free cup of tea sits down then BOSH full screen of lionel ritchies or 5 discs on Elvis or full screen of 7s,amazes me.Cant wait til i retire :shock:
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Haven't you heard? The pensioners are where the players get all the emptys from! :)
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I still firmly believe that everyones finger print is scanned the second they press the button, anyone over 40 is not considered 'dodgepot' and their prints are not kept on file, hence their good fortune, nice theory anyway :)
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Believe me these machines have ruined many oaps lives and it's disgusting. The things shouldbe outlawed. 500s that is not oaps. I applaud every tooler that robs from these. Only these mind
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They do ruin lives, bang on there mate, fair play to the old dear for having it over, hope she does the sensible thing and quits whilst she's in front (assuming she is?)
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Oddfeet63 wrote:Believe me these machines have ruined many oaps lives and it's disgusting. The things shouldbe outlawed. 500s that is not oaps. I applaud every tooler that robs from these. Only these mind
..Totaly agree with you but its not just oaps lives that has been wrecked, and i also heard last week they are planning on bringing the 2pound stake back...Greedy Bastards.....
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Manufacturers and operators are grabbing what they can from the industry before it dies. I know people who had never gambled until 500's came out and those same people have lost everything.

Its sad but nobody forces them to spend their time and money this way.

What really sickens me is the advertising on tv and sky. You're sat at home watching tv and are now bombarded with 'free cash' offers for joining certain casino websites. Fucking disgusting. People who want to gamble should make a conscious decision to do so and should be safe in their own homes without a sky vegas advert interrupting every programme.

Nauseating.

And to think they banned the advertising of cigarettes...
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you're not tempted by skyvegas's offer of a free fiver then Rich?
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OAP's are the golden game kings! Bonus pot every time inside a £5! On the £500s some old boy put a chair through a corals unit last week after losing £2000! Goverment must be making a fortune off these!
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Mr McStreak wrote:Manufacturers and operators are grabbing what they can from the industry before it dies. I know people who had never gambled until 500's came out and those same people have lost everything.

Its sad but nobody forces them to spend their time and money this way.

What really sickens me is the advertising on tv and sky. You're sat at home watching tv and are now bombarded with 'free cash' offers for joining certain casino websites. Fucking disgusting. People who want to gamble should make a conscious decision to do so and should be safe in their own homes without a sky vegas advert interrupting every programme.

Nauseating.

And to think they banned the advertising of cigarettes...

Bring back painted shopfronts, no casino games and 10p fruits. The last government went way too far in liberalising gambling laws.
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If clueless people gamble they will get fucked over, it's as simple as that. If there was no mallet heads out there a lot of us players would be skint.
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What if your gran had done her retirement fund, or been scammed by some Nigerian email or a clairvoyant postal scam ?
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deano8177 wrote:If clueless people gamble they will get fucked over, it's as simple as that. If there was no mallet heads out there a lot of us players would be skint.
There not mallet heads ya ding there people who are blinded by the light who have become addicts on false hope and it's bollocks
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When it comes to fruit machines I'd class myself as an enthusiastic amateur. I have no "contacts". My "emptier" in life is to make a much money as I can through my work.

During the £8-£10 jp phase the arcades I went in were full. I could to out during this time and have a fun day and not lose more than £40 but some days win a similar amount.

As the stakes hve gone up £15 £25 manageable, £35 started to hve poorer results, and finally £70's the "fun" for the average player has gone. I say this because I am an average player.

The result is I play them less. I find my gambling fun elsewhere.

So let's take my bad days during the 1998-2000 period of possibly on a day sesh losing £40.... Now it's 4 lots of superspins in 90 seconds!

We wonder why grannies are losing their houses!!

Bring back £15-£25 jp's... Put them next to the 70's, see which ones are played.
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Marcossvon wrote:When it comes to fruit machines I'd class myself as an enthusiastic amateur. I have no "contacts". My "emptier" in life is to make a much money as I can through my work.

During the £8-£10 jp phase the arcades I went in were full. I could to out during this time and have a fun day and not lose more than £40 but some days win a similar amount.

As the stakes hve gone up £15 £25 manageable, £35 started to hve poorer results, and finally £70's the "fun" for the average player has gone. I say this because I am an average player.

The result is I play them less. I find my gambling fun elsewhere.

So let's take my bad days during the 1998-2000 period of possibly on a day sesh losing £40.... Now it's 4 lots of superspins in 90 seconds!

We wonder why grannies are losing their houses!!

Bring back £15-£25 jp's... Put them next to the 70's, see which ones are played.
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