Fruit Machine Chat

Now I don't know the first thing about fruits but I do know that everyone who is good is a fella. But right now in my local there is a Doris with her henpecked fella who keeps asking her what he should do. Definitely not a regular. She has pockets full of coins so is obviously serious about it, whether she is high level or not is not for me to say. The game she/they have been playing for 30 minutes is darts marathon. So far they have not got jp but I can tell they will not leave it until they do.

Lesbians playing machines.

Darts marathon is possible, but an over rated machine in my humble opinion.

My wife plays machines, she can't hit skill consistently (but can sometimes) but she can do all other machines and i often send her in places I get banned from/or its on top for me.

She's even doing her own route tomorrow!

They have gone now but she left two pee on the slanted lower glass. Is that some sort of calling card?

Used to be a message to players that the machine had been done.

Ah, I see. If anyone has a list of suckers, feel free to add my name.

players missus was seen in Manchester doing a rainbow riches 6 pots then catching the coins after.
her bf bought a RTB apparently.

she was goood

silent g wrote:players missus was seen in Manchester doing a rainbow riches 6 pots then catching the coins after.
her bf bought a RTB apparently.

she was goood

I heard that too hmmmm

Catching the coins doesn't mean you are a player, it just means that you don't want your wages swimming around in a pool of piss and beer, as is often the case in some establishments.

Trying to sneak coins out of a machine looks as though you are trying to hide the fact you've won, which arouses suspicion in my opinion, but then letting the coins drop freely into the tray alerts the whole pub.

You can't win.

I remember old Maygay machines such as Homers Meltdown, Beer Guide etc, with metal trays. When you collected money out every coin rebounded off several metallic components, making it seem as though you'd won a grand when in fact you'd just collected a fiver.

Juices are f***ing noisy.

[quote="&quot"]Catching the coins doesn't mean you are a player,/quote]
doing a reasonably hard rip means you are tho!

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Mr McStreak wrote:Catching the coins doesn't mean you are a player,/quote]
doing a reasonably hard rip means you are tho!

Six pots is knackers tho

certain someone from wigan

Not hard to do if youv got half a cell

I've seen a lady player play a deal or no deal crazy chair (and look at her box) and do a P2 alien in Leicester forest service station about a year and half ago...