A lady player

Istenem · Post by **Istenem** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 7:49 pm

Now I don't know the first thing about fruits but I do know that everyone who is good is a fella. But right now in my local there is a Doris with her henpecked fella who keeps asking her what he should do. Definitely not a regular. She has pockets full of coins so is obviously serious about it, whether she is high level or not is not for me to say. The game she/they have been playing for 30 minutes is darts marathon. So far they have not got jp but I can tell they will not leave it until they do.

AMK · Post by **AMK** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 8:06 pm

Lesbians playing machines.

sir ratholer · Post by **sir ratholer** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 8:15 pm

Darts marathon is possible, but an over rated machine in my humble opinion.

My wife plays machines, she can't hit skill consistently (but can sometimes) but she can do all other machines and i often send her in places I get banned from/or its on top for me.

She's even doing her own route tomorrow!

Istenem · Post by **Istenem** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 8:19 pm

They have gone now but she left two pee on the slanted lower glass. Is that some sort of calling card?

harry2 · Post by **harry2** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 8:41 pm

Used to be a message to players that the machine had been done.

Istenem · Post by **Istenem** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 9:37 pm

Ah, I see. If anyone has a list of suckers, feel free to add my name.

silent g · Post by **silent g** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 9:38 pm

players missus was seen in Manchester doing a rainbow riches 6 pots then catching the coins after.
her bf bought a RTB apparently.

she was goood

AMK · Post by **AMK** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 10:01 pm

silent g wrote:players missus was seen in Manchester doing a rainbow riches 6 pots then catching the coins after.
her bf bought a RTB apparently.

she was goood

I heard that too hmmmm

Mr McStreak · Post by **Mr McStreak** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 10:03 pm

Catching the coins doesn't mean you are a player, it just means that you don't want your wages swimming around in a pool of piss and beer, as is often the case in some establishments.

Trying to sneak coins out of a machine looks as though you are trying to hide the fact you've won, which arouses suspicion in my opinion, but then letting the coins drop freely into the tray alerts the whole pub.

You can't win.

I remember old Maygay machines such as Homers Meltdown, Beer Guide etc, with metal trays. When you collected money out every coin rebounded off several metallic components, making it seem as though you'd won a grand when in fact you'd just collected a fiver.

jeffvickers · Post by **jeffvickers** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 10:06 pm

Juices are f***ing noisy.

silent g · Post by **silent g** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 10:28 pm

[quote="&quot"]Catching the coins doesn't mean you are a player,/quote]
doing a reasonably hard rip means you are tho!

betchrider · Post by **betchrider** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 11:07 pm

&quot wrote:
Mr McStreak wrote:Catching the coins doesn't mean you are a player,/quote]
doing a reasonably hard rip means you are tho!

Six pots is knackers tho

pickareel · Post by **pickareel** » Sun Jun 26, 2011 11:49 pm

certain someone from wigan

thecannonball89 · Post by **thecannonball89** » Mon Jun 27, 2011 2:07 am

Not hard to do if youv got half a cell

toothless11 · Post by **toothless11** » Mon Jun 27, 2011 7:59 am

I've seen a lady player play a deal or no deal crazy chair (and look at her box) and do a P2 alien in Leicester forest service station about a year and half ago...