Fruit Machine Chat

Found a Hilo last week, in a small shit hole pub.

It was late at night and was the only one at the bar, made small talk for a while with the middle aged woman behind the bar and did it for 100 off 30 odd, a nice raise. She mentions that she works with machines daily and works in the pub at night and was a bit off with me when I won on the fruit. Asked her how she worked with machines and says she works full time in an arcade (main st arcade Maidstone, notorious for being ott ontop!)

I made a note to visit said pub in the future in the day to avoid her, however my plans were scuppered when she popped in on her lunch break!

Immediately she starts going mad to the landlady who had previously been very nice to me (hence why I haven't mentioned the name of the pub) hugely firing it up and being very rude to me. After a huge battle I get the top to repeat to make £20...and decide I'm not going to tolerate this any more. Had a full blown argument with her in front of the pub and just about kept my cool. She gave it back some big time showing a lot more guts than most when they are confronted, she looks like a pitbull who swallowed a wasp and acted like it too...

What fun can we now have with her arcade?

I think i remember the hag from a few years back,im sure glendale will remember too,right on top in that arcade,think they had a vivid,we left tiny there to keep an eye on it while some casual was doing brains,he bought 8 cheese burgers from the mcdonalds opposite and scoffed the lot!

YES I remember this day Mr Skinner. The old hag told me I had to play a machine and not to loyter around! Oh yeah it was not 8 cheeseburger it was 12 actually. I had 4 more when you left me waiting for that vivid. Had to pass away those extra 15 minutes somehow didn't I? I shall be popping in your chip shop for my free jumbo size fish and chips at the weekend Mr Skinner!

Phone up and tell them you are from BACTA and want to conduct an audit, including customer survey and they are following their "code of conduct". Get a few boys to go in and change a pound into 10ps or change up pennies into 10ps.