Fruit Machine Chat

,,,,,,,,but humorous

ady sent me in a pub out of town the other day which he is barred from.


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anyhow , ,,,,,,, i didn't know the landlord from adam , and didn't realise he was sitting drinking with customers .


50p stake 90 involved , gets feature ,,,,,,,,,,,,, before i even hit the first one he jumps up and says before you hit that take your hat off for the cameras son .

oh fuck , here we go


as im hitting it up , he says to one of his mates , ''watch this he's going to get jp here , these people go round doing this for a living ''

double fuck


so i get it , and to soften the atmosphere i say , yeah but im 90 into it , so we dont always win.


he said ''i know you are son , ive been watching you, ,,,,,,,, ''

then he smiled knowingly smug (with that look in his eye that said ive just made 20 back out of one of these player scum ha ha) and said ,,,,,,,, do what you want this time son , and you can come back anytime for a drink , but i dont want you on the bandit again .

,,,,,,,,, anyhow switched stake ,,,,,,,,,, got feature first board ,lol,,,,,,,,, his face screwed up red like a smacked arse.

walked 50 up ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

and he was fuming ,,,,,,,, but what could he say or do ,,,,,,,,,, he had just told me to carry on :P

Nice

Yeah I love stories like this. You know before you even go onto the pub your gonna get barred so when it's 1.0 to you I love it!

Happened to me not long ago on a stopper. Was losing on the first, exactly the same was said to me.... I ended up taking another 3 out of it before he told me to leave.... Cheers 90 quid raise

I wonder if anyone has been in same situation then missed.. I know I would as pressure I'm no good at all I would be shaking like a shitting dog. Any one willing to own up?

I've missed a skill continue WITH the cancel button because an irrate gaffer was stood there watching with arms folded ops:



I went in for P2 Lep a few months back, it was getting on top in there having got it off under £10 several times, but fuck it, for such a good hit i'll keep going till told otherwise, then one day the dreaded words came in broken English (Asian owned pub) don't want play machine, managed to talk him into playing it one last time (very hard work with the language barrier) which he half heartedly agreed to, and smashed 2 out of it off a score, he did'nt see the first one but clocked the bank after the second one, and his face went beetroot, i turned around to see the whole pub staring at me talking in Punjabi or whatever, fuck em