Fruit Machine Chat

Heres a challenge for many of you . How many bans/barrings have you received in your playing career and over how many years playing? Obviously this will be an estimate for most. What's your best story of being barred ??

God knows how many! Couple of classics where i got locked in a norwich pub over a dough ho ho and a landlord trying to hit me, missing, and smashing the cliffhanger in biggleswade! Lovely pubs!

assuming you'd already smashed/hit the cliffhanger anyway? lol

I wish mate! 46 in for 50, he told me to get off it and when i said im £1:80 up after my drink he tried turning the plug off so i said F off fatty and that annoyed him for some reason! :-) Brown bear in biggleswade if you fancy a fun pub or having a bad day and fancy annoying a landlord! :-)

Hard to put a figure on, i'll play it safe and say its double figures, tell you what, i'm having a right few results on getting back in pubs recently, either new staff or not recognised, i'll always retry after a year or so.

My last ban must was a couple of months back it was a balti towers. The bar maid must of went up stairs to tell owners and they were all watching me on cctv with my fresh orange juice. No word of a lie though the hole family must of been round and were watching me must of been like britain s got talent ha! Any way they all come down stairs and the accusation's start. The fat wifey owner 'your robbing my machine'. I reply with your robbing me charging 1.50 for a small fresh o.j. For 1.50 when it has 79 pence on the carton! That didn't go down well I also refused to get out of the pub for about 15 mins just so I could stand there and argue. I'm suprised they didn't bring there pets down aswel.

I walked in a pub Friday night meeting up with friends no intention of playing couple of locals in only,looked round realised they wasnt there got my phone out to see were they was pub next door anyway a few drinks about an hour later goes back to first pub,landlord came straight over didnt get to the bar he says can you leave please,Why i said, you came in earlier eyed up my bandit and left After a 10 min argument i left barred,We even gave him the option of turning the machine of while we drank and played pool...Think the fact i called him a jumped up midget upset him oh well..As it happened the machine was a pile of shit anyway....

Got banned in a pub recently on a p4 alien buzzed it up and the landlord kicked me of and gave me my money back what was a touch

Got banned from a snakes in a social club served me 2 halfs of fosters then told me machines for members only (have played it twice a week for 4 months) fair enough, drinks got poured in the tray and walked out. another pub i didnt even get to the bar and he was telling me im bared, then some cheeky bitch askedme for id for a bottle of water, offerd her £20 cash for it she was still saying no the daft cunt.. another pub told me i cant come in anymore so just got on the bandit no drink wild thing of £8, dont think im welcome back now hahahaha. this is all in the last week! FLAMEs

And people wonder why its fire? Just take yer bans on the chin and move on. This is why they think were thieves

Exactly....it's a big world! You should never run out of hits!

Machine doesn't pay out in a social club and they won't be paying out non-members.

Pouring drinks in trays just make you look like Ryan Giggs.

Hopefully redlinesman will get a ban soon!

if pubs want to be cunts to me ill do the same back, if the lanlord says look i dont want you playing the machine ect then fair enough il be polite and leave.

Who barred you? The women?