Fruit Machine Chat

Posted: **Sat Apr 16, 2011 10:22 pm**

Noel and Sex - two words that don't normally get uttered in the same sentence ...

... until you watch the 10-minute freeview on Television X, that is!

The very last advert in the freeview is for an Eastenders spoof - intelligently called 'Bellenders' - and it features a blonde burberry-clad chav being f***ed up against a DOND Crazy Chair.

I have no shame.

Posted: **Sun Apr 17, 2011 1:31 pm**

Makes a change from being f***ed by the machine then! pmsl

Posted: **Mon Apr 18, 2011 11:23 pm**

This is officially the best post i have ever seen on here

Amazing

Posted: **Mon Apr 18, 2011 11:31 pm**

Forgive me for my ignorance, but where does Noel "come" into this?

Posted: **Mon Apr 18, 2011 11:35 pm**

the DOND crazy chair part