Fruit Machine Chat

In a pub the other day, sat down quite annoyed with the misbehaving fruit I was on... Suddenly some little twat walks in on his mobile, thinks he's mini-Eminem or someone. Has his back to me and keeps chatting away on his phone while he rests against the machine and puts his hand down at full force on top of mine which is holding down the Start button. I push his hand off in a very pissed off manner and say excuse me mate do you mind!? to which he now replies:

"What what what??? What you talking to me like that for???" Now tries to bring his 2 mates into it - both asking what's going on. I said just get your hand off my hand I'm trying to play here. Now its all "What the fuck's your problem, why are you so rude?" Very good choice of words considering the nature of the question. I repeated that I had no desire to have his hand over mine, that he should look where he is leaning and putting his hand. At this point I notice 1 of his mates is giving me a stare so I look him in the eyes and say, "Yeah, what the fuck are you looking at?" No reply, little pee-wee eminem just keeps going on about me being rude, I am now shouting saying I wasn't rude I said EXCUSE ME MATE DO YOU MIND and pushed your hand off mine, what the fuck is wrong with that? He then walks off, 3rd person does nothing.

Was I rude? Should I have just let him touch my hand (its was beyond the length of time where you just put it down to misplacing the hand for a split second)... what was I supposed to do? I don't feel I did anything wrong, you just had to see the mouthy little Chav to understand my reaction towards him.

Anyone have any similar stories?

Lol getting groped up

MAybe you could have shouted very loudly ' Dude stop trring to hold my f'ing hand!'


WOuld have embarrassed him at the least....

nice bit of bottle to stand up against these. i am the type of person that would be polite at first. in my eyes you done the right thing. you dont seem to be posting as much mate.

too busy getting into fights....and emptying ;)

Are you a player?
D'ya play em bruv?
Player?
U play em mate?
Player! Player?


I'm having a moan here... Why do some 'players' pull up a chair and make it so 'obvious' ??

Also why do Spoons charge anything between 49p and £1.79 for a small coffee? Or bottled still water between £1.20 and £1.70.


Moan over.

I think the pulling up a chair, and obvious points you made are something that will come with age/experience, getting barred from places with good hits in them, your head soon becomes screwed on! had'nt better hijack Moggy's thread any further ops:

you can post whatever you like on any threat mate, I have no problems with you. The issue was the stupid little chav thought he was a gangster with his 2 mates, often if you give them a bit of aggression it rattles their cage and they all suddenly feel a chill or calmness, strange how that happens. On the other hand, there are cases where you get proper nutters who you really DON'T want to piss off but then, if you are so stupid that you can't spot those types you deserve a good kicking!

Master of Games wrote:In a pub the other day, sat down quite annoyed with the misbehaving fruit I was on... Suddenly some little twat walks in on his mobile, thinks he's mini-Eminem or someone. Has his back to me and keeps chatting away on his phone while he rests against the machine and puts his hand down at full force on top of mine which is holding down the Start button. I push his hand off in a very pissed off manner and say excuse me mate do you mind!? to which he now replies:

"What what what??? What you talking to me like that for???" Now tries to bring his 2 mates into it - both asking what's going on. I said just get your hand off my hand I'm trying to play here. Now its all "What the fuck's your problem, why are you so rude?" Very good choice of words considering the nature of the question. I repeated that I had no desire to have his hand over mine, that he should look where he is leaning and putting his hand. At this point I notice 1 of his mates is giving me a stare so I look him in the eyes and say, "Yeah, what the fuck are you looking at?" No reply, little pee-wee eminem just keeps going on about me being rude, I am now shouting saying I wasn't rude I said EXCUSE ME MATE DO YOU MIND and pushed your hand off mine, what the fuck is wrong with that? He then walks off, 3rd person does nothing.

Was I rude? Should I have just let him touch my hand (its was beyond the length of time where you just put it down to misplacing the hand for a split second)... what was I supposed to do? I don't feel I did anything wrong, you just had to see the mouthy little Chav to understand my reaction towards him.

Anyone have any similar stories?

Did he moan MOG about you touching his Penis........

mr cheese wrote:

Master of Games wrote:In a pub the other day, sat down quite annoyed with the misbehaving fruit I was on... Suddenly some little twat walks in on his mobile, thinks he's mini-Eminem or someone. Has his back to me and keeps chatting away on his phone while he rests against the machine and puts his hand down at full force on top of mine which is holding down the Start button. I push his hand off in a very pissed off manner and say excuse me mate do you mind!? to which he now replies:

"What what what??? What you talking to me like that for???" Now tries to bring his 2 mates into it - both asking what's going on. I said just get your hand off my hand I'm trying to play here. Now its all "What the fuck's your problem, why are you so rude?" Very good choice of words considering the nature of the question. I repeated that I had no desire to have his hand over mine, that he should look where he is leaning and putting his hand. At this point I notice 1 of his mates is giving me a stare so I look him in the eyes and say, "Yeah, what the fuck are you looking at?" No reply, little pee-wee eminem just keeps going on about me being rude, I am now shouting saying I wasn't rude I said EXCUSE ME MATE DO YOU MIND and pushed your hand off mine, what the fuck is wrong with that? He then walks off, 3rd person does nothing.

Was I rude? Should I have just let him touch my hand (its was beyond the length of time where you just put it down to misplacing the hand for a split second)... what was I supposed to do? I don't feel I did anything wrong, you just had to see the mouthy little Chav to understand my reaction towards him.

Anyone have any similar stories?

Did he moan MOG about you touching his Penis........

No because I didn't but apparently you were in the toilets trying to sell your arse. Something about knocking codes?

Was that you spying through the drill hole in the side panel

Overheard those boys daring each other to try to work out your knocking (cocking) code... sickos.

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