Bad music in pubs.

paragoon · Post by **paragoon** » Fri Mar 25, 2011 11:56 am

All I ever seem to hear is Robbie Williams, James Blunt and worst of all James Fecking Morrison. He really seems to be on everywhere all the time. If I'm playing during the day I've started putting my ipod on when some shit like Angels or that dreadful Blunt song about 'three wise men in a semi by the sea' comes on. Puts me off. :x

Stevie S · Post by **Stevie S** » Fri Mar 25, 2011 2:25 pm

I can't stand that noisy feckin DJ in the nights when I am trying to smash a fruity, it drives me nuts, or when a footy match is on and everything is quiet and then all of a sudden everyone starts screaming out the blue and I shit myself. :x

paragoon · Post by **paragoon** » Fri Mar 25, 2011 2:30 pm

Stevie S wrote:I can't stand that noisy feckin DJ in the nights when I am trying to smash a fruity, it drives me nuts, or when a footy match is on and everything is quiet and then all of a sudden everyone starts screaming out the blue and I shit myself. :x

Do you smash it like Richard Keys?

blackmogu · Post by **blackmogu** » Fri Mar 25, 2011 3:25 pm

I used to like the song "Those Were The Days" as sang by Mary Hopkin, until I started to drink in a local public house near to me (this was some years ago).

They had that very song on an old tape player or something, that was recorded both sides, and played in an endless loop, all day.

Stevie S · Post by **Stevie S** » Fri Mar 25, 2011 3:28 pm

I hope that's not the one I think it is blackmogu, does it go, those were the days my friend, we thought they'd never end, we'd sing and dance forever and a day??

BigEd · Post by **BigEd** » Fri Mar 25, 2011 10:11 pm

We'd live the the life we choose
We'd fight and never lose
for we were young and sure to have our way
la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaa

blackmogu · Post by **blackmogu** » Fri Mar 25, 2011 10:20 pm

aaaaaaaaaarhhhhggghh !!! Noooooooo !!!

Stevie S · Post by **Stevie S** » Fri Mar 25, 2011 10:21 pm

blackmogu wrote:aaaaaaaaaarhhhhggghh !!! Noooooooo !!!

Matt Vinyl · Post by **Matt Vinyl** » Sat Mar 26, 2011 12:08 am

Do you smash it like Richard Keys?

That 'phrase' has become legendary within my office. Heh-heh! Along with 'Do me a favour... ...Love!'

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fotherz · Post by **fotherz** » Sat Mar 26, 2011 8:39 am

Have you ever noticed that in the Nintendo Wii advert "At home with the Redknapps", he encourages his young son to "smash it".

Edit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UerNV32BXCs

ming · Post by **ming** » Sat Mar 26, 2011 10:21 am

i was in a pub in wales a few years ago and it was moody as hell and all the locals were talking about me and the bloke i was with, he is nearly 30 years older than me and looked like mr burns but i couldnt drive at the time so there wasnt alot of choice.
i asked him to put some music on the jukebox while i emptied the cops and robbers,
he put on 'rubber ball' and 'hey mr postman' and he wasnt joking either - i could have killed him

Stevie S · Post by **Stevie S** » Sat Mar 26, 2011 6:02 pm

I was in one of my locals not too long ago and it was full of kids from round my area thinking they were solid so I rolled up to the duke box and stuck this on

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI

They took it well to be fair!

Matt Vinyl · Post by **Matt Vinyl** » Sat Mar 26, 2011 6:52 pm

Ah, Fotherz, that is fantastic! lol

kingzilla · Post by **kingzilla** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:35 am

Erm is this thread in the right section?

BigEd · Post by **BigEd** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:56 pm

kingzilla wrote:Erm is this thread in the right section?

Moderators use the "double standards" rule on threads like this.
It's just life, get over it.

On a related note, I got verbaly abused by some Hairy Dyke in a local pub when I put Sabrina on the Video Jukebox some years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiuHdUkuRi0

Her "sexist pig bastard" comment was countered by "yep; but have you seen the tits on that?"