Fruit Machine Chat

Just watched that stupid gameshow attached to the Lotto Draw. Last question was a fucking GIVEAWAY! What grows faster, human hair or nails? The prize was either £3000 or £50000. The 2 thickos, a scouse couple, agreed on NAILS! The bloke was a baldy who OBVIOUSLY should know! I was screaming (in my mind) at how fucking dumb they are and sure enough...

What a waste of £47000!

Why do the thick fucks in life get these opportunities?

cause clever people would have had £50,000

i watched this too.. fucking retards

I am very cynical about anything to do with the lottery to be honest.

I liked Bullseye where you got REAL PEOPLE as contestants. It wouldn't surprise me how many DOND contestants hold an Equity actors card, and they always seem to have dippy public sector workers on lottery shows.

Stevie...you have totally missed the point or you're trying to be funny and replicate the idiots.

i know a woman who has been on several tv shows over the years, and the more times you are on, the more you get offered other shows..
shes been on 2 dating shows, and has been offered a go on come dine with me and dond

I would have a brilliant game on DOND and I'd make references to all the empties... I'd also try to get more out of the banker than just what he offers as standard like that bloke on christmas when he asked if he will get the swap and as a result got about £50000 extra.

Every blue box I pick I'd say "good one" red box "BAD one" and I'd go on about things being chipped. Towards the end I'd go on about critical updates....

Why do you always think I am trying to be funny with you Mog? I knew a woman who went on trisha with her family because they put them all up in an all inclusive hotel and gave them each 50 quid. They made up the whole thing, sad I know, but tons of people do it!

Maybe because you keep winding me up Stevie?! As far as I'm concerned we are at peace now so let's keep it like that, eh mate?

Just banter mog! I honestly post serious replies to most of your threads and you seem to turn them into an attack on you! Have a look through your post history and you will see I am right.

ok mate, just for the sake of peace I'll take your word for it.

Spyder wrote:i know a woman who has been on several tv shows over the years, and the more times you are on, the more you get offered other shows..
shes been on 2 dating shows, and has been offered a go on come dine with me and dond

Yeah this is true. We were on 4 weddings and have since been asked to appear on britains best cook and some new program about couples with annoying habits which is yet to be aired.

Master of Games wrote:I would have a brilliant game on DOND and I'd make references to all the empties... I'd also try to get more out of the banker than just what he offers as standard like that bloke on christmas when he asked if he will get the swap and as a result got about £50000 extra.

Every blue box I pick I'd say "good one" red box "BAD one" and I'd go on about things being chipped. Towards the end I'd go on about critical updates....

Lol I always said this too - I wonder how the bankers going to react, or I think im going away with a lot of money today. A terrible run of bad luck!

I'd tell Noel he's my good/bad luck charm according to how its going. I'd pick boxes based on what the contestants on each looked like... people who look like bastards/bitches would be disposed of first! There's no way I'd swap my box!

in the pre-screening and the practices id pretend i had a system, id tell them stories about my family etc

on the filmed game, id start at one end of the room, and use the people in order of left to right, without showing any emotion or saying anything other than the numbers..

similar emotion to if you have 1p and mega left and just hit no-deal.. 1p..