Have you ever dated(or whatever-ed) a barmaid?

tommya · Post by **tommya** » Sun Jan 22, 2012 8:17 am

Use to date a bird in a spoons she would keep an eye on the wiyb for me.

Nixxy · Post by **Nixxy** » Sun Jan 22, 2012 10:20 pm

tommya wrote:Use to date a bird in a spoons she would keep an eye on the wiyb for me.

Can just imagine the domestic now ...

"..look, either it's me or the DOND, there's not enough room for three of us in this relationship..."

maverick69 · Post by **maverick69** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 12:14 am

i once asked a bird in a wheelchair if i could take her for a spin!!!!! not one of my best moves

Master of Games · Post by **Master of Games** » Mon Mar 11, 2013 4:25 pm

The Dark Horse wrote:Please tell me some of you lot have at least TRIED to shag a barmaid?

It took almost a year to get a response to this, obviously I missed it through some sort of banning or something.

The quote is deeply worrying, does he mean have we attempted to rape one?

I haven't...yet...

silent g · Post by **silent g** » Mon Mar 11, 2013 4:33 pm

london barmaids seem horny all the time (spesh in the spoons) , im almost married so i cant do nothing

Master of Games · Post by **Master of Games** » Mon Mar 11, 2013 4:41 pm

You only live once, shag away.

silent g · Post by **silent g** » Mon Mar 11, 2013 5:41 pm

cant do it, got too much to lose if i get nabbed lol.

JG · Post by JG » Tue Mar 12, 2013 1:59 am

maverick69 wrote:i once asked a bird in a wheelchair if i could take her for a spin!!!!! not one of my best moves

I once asked a Spin on It in a wheelchair if it fancied doing some bird, not one of my best moves. It's still behind bars today.

JG · Post by JG » Tue Mar 12, 2013 2:04 am

Oh and in answer to the thread yes, just the one. Not like some of you Fruitchat studs/swingers.

Ruler of The World · Post by **Ruler of The World** » Tue Mar 12, 2013 7:01 am

Imagine being some sort of 'player' where you had a 'run' of fit barmaids in pubs with great fruits and you had to 'service' them to avoid a banning... then they found out that you were doing this all over the place! Now that would be an interesting one!

gambogaz1 · Post by **gambogaz1** » Tue Mar 12, 2013 10:07 am

Rattled a barmaid a few months back, currently laying the foundations with another 2 barmaids, there's a pattern starting to emerge here. I spend far too much time in the pub.

titchno1 · Post by **titchno1** » Tue Mar 12, 2013 10:38 am

Love out like this me. Not that iv been lucky enough yet.