Fruit Machine Chat

i was in a real rough old boozer earlier, the publican had tattoos everywhere apart from his face. one on his neck said "BASTERD".

would it have been polite to point out the spelling mistake?

another guy at the bar was bald and had the liverpool crest on his scalp.

i will admit that i was tempted to take a photo but i quite like my teeth.

I'll try and up and pic of some hybrid pirate/rasta thing I got on my arm. My other tats look pretty sweet but this thing on my arm is pure regret!

My mate was once in prison years ago, he said there was another inmate who had Bastard wrote on his forehead, everyone called him Bastard Head, true story.



There is a section in Nuts magazine called Naff Tatts, seen my fair share over the years!

I like the description Tramp Stamp but I wouldn't mind 1 myself... just to prove that's a myth.

wonderwoman
batman
spiderman
green lantern
dr octopus
cat woman
dc logo
marvel logo
hulk
thor
captain america
iron man
the thing
the human torch
and of course ,,,,,,, superman

so far

all naff in a lot of people's eyes i suppose , but then ,,,,,,, i think the tribal arm band on blokes arms , and the butterflies on base of girls spines ,,,,,,,,,,, is so soooooo overused ,,,, no originality ,,,

horses for courses.

When you pass on to the next life trayhop, your hide could make a unique cover for a superhero compendium