Fruit Machine Chat

and there's nowt left to play. Somebody offers you a PHAT tool easy to do and discreet do you do it for the easy dough or turn your back and get a job?

good question because theres not a lot of jobs out there

Betch if you can, add a poll option to this. Would be good to see the results.

For me, no way. I'd rather be skint, couldn't look my friends and family in the eye.

Can a mod do it pls?

just get out the game completely ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, we cant moan , its been good to us , we've had a good innings , ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, but turning to crime ,,,,, never ,,,,,,,,, the only way i would turn to stealing from anybody would be if i was starving ,,,,,, and then i would only steal food ,,,,,,,,, no matter how discreet a tool , no thanks ,



a few of us in our respective cities have a few quid , now would be a good time for putting heads together for business ideas etc

trayhop123 wrote:but turning to crime ,,,,, never ,,,,,,,,, the only way i would turn to stealing from anybody would be if i was starving ,,,,,, and then i would only steal food ,,,,,,,,, no matter how discreet a tool , no thanks ,

Yes but would you tool a machine literally for food? I mean if you could make a tool for those vending machines you get in canteens and the like, would you go in and dump the Mars bars and Flakes one day, then go back after the weekend and take the Quavers and Roast Beef Monster Munch out? They put fresh sandwiches and all sorts of tasty stuff in those cabs - you can't tell me you wouldn't be tempted? I mean if you were hungry one day even I'd find it hard to resist popping in with my £2 spoon or whatever and helping myself to a Coronation chicken sandwich on wholemeal, with a pack of Haribo Gold Bears for afters.

An edge is an edge as they say.

Done it now

no way would I tool. I if I was that type of person which Im not, you might as well do some sort of other criminality like bank fraud or something.

Not for me.

Mystery_Plum wrote:

trayhop123 wrote:but turning to crime ,,,,, never ,,,,,,,,, the only way i would turn to stealing from anybody would be if i was starving ,,,,,, and then i would only steal food ,,,,,,,,, no matter how discreet a tool , no thanks ,

Yes but would you tool a machine literally for food? I mean if you could make a tool for those vending machines you get in canteens and the like, would you go in and dump the Mars bars and Flakes one day, then go back after the weekend and take the Quavers and Roast Beef Monster Munch out? They put fresh sandwiches and all sorts of tasty stuff in those cabs - you can't tell me you wouldn't be tempted? I mean if you were hungry one day even I'd find it hard to resist popping in with my £2 spoon or whatever and helping myself to a Coronation chicken sandwich on wholemeal, with a pack of Haribo Gold Bears for afters.

An edge is an edge as they say.

Ha ha!! Most amusing..

not sure if this is still sensitive and also not sure i should really post this on a public forum considering the fact we have industry spies feeding us shite about the apocalypse at the moment ,but.......

those old sweet/bubble gum vendors that you put a coin in and twist can be taken to the feckin cleaners with cardboard blanks of twenty pees.


simple retain your old cereal boxes(i like golden nuggets boxes just for the added snigger value) and use a twenty pee as a stencil to make literally hundreds of blanks from a single box .this works best if you glue two together for added thickness.

be especially carefull doing this in shopping centres ,because security keep an extra eye on them and are also checking the slots for freebies quite often.

you need to make sure you have your own security keep a proper vigil whist attempting one of these and make sure you walk if you spot any beady eyes .

i've been followed up and down the motorway before ,luckily my security team are pretty good when it comes to spotting undue attention.

i'm letting you guys in on this now because the game is nearly up .according to a vending industry pal the way vending machines payout is about to change ,i can't go into the specifics coz i am sworn to secrecy.

And now the end is near
And so I face the final Reel King curtain
My friend I'll say it clear
I'll state my case of which I'm certain

I've lived a life that's full
I traveled each and every motorway
And more, much more than this
I emptied them my way

Chipped programmes I've had a few
But then again too few to mention
I did what I had to do
Force out the red without exemption

I planned each charted route
Each careful step along the byway
And more, much more than this
I did it my way

Yes there were times I'm sure you knew
When I was so far in I didn't know what to do
But through it all when there was doubt
That the machine would ever pay out
I faced it all
And I stood tall and hit the wild thing

I've loved, I've laughed and cried
I've had my refills, my share of losing
And now as tears subside
I find it all so amusing

To think I did all that
And may I say not in a shy way
Oh no, oh no, not me
I did it my way

top lugs n harry :P :P


but i think your full of shit lugs m8 ,,,,,,,,,,

"AS LONG AS THERE ARE MACHINES THAT VEND SWEETS AND/OR DODGY MANU's ,,,,,,,,,,, THERE WILL ALWAYS BE THE PRO FAT BASTARD ELEMENT"

:P

Does the old 10p wrapped with a bit of surgical tape still work as 50p in those chocolate machines ?

please remove harry ,,,,,,,,, still sensitive :P