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Posted: **Sat Nov 13, 2010 1:33 pm**

Popped out last night few beers with friends, no intention of gambling anyways orders my round had about 4quid odd change threw it in a deal gets a board going round takes message from the wanker Cash or Bust will be 40 quid few more presses cob button doesnt work pissed of or what,told the manageress she replies oh its been like it over a week...So why have the fucka on then taking the piss or what. I left my details but know i wont get anything back after all its not going to show on the meters is it like an iou....What a joke :x

Posted: **Sat Nov 13, 2010 2:52 pm**

Thought you could press collect and it went round cob then features then cash?

Posted: **Sat Nov 13, 2010 3:14 pm**

Yep, some of them do, not sure if they all do though?

Posted: **Sat Nov 13, 2010 4:14 pm**

For it to offer a 40 COB of a message it must of been a £40 bored anyway. What DOND was it????

Posted: **Sat Nov 13, 2010 4:59 pm**

Cant remember the name twas the 1 with the 12 boxes on 3 lit across or 4 lit upwards awards feature and on the board has spin were ya can hold ya boxes all lit twice = red board..Maybe it was a 40 board but i havent really bothered playing any deals,however it did land on ? twice feature was at turbo cash and cash at 2 quid,so i just took the 4 squid turbo slash...

Posted: **Sat Nov 13, 2010 5:04 pm**

Crazy chair??

Posted: **Sun Nov 14, 2010 11:41 am**

Thats the 1 Mr Clark

Posted: **Sun Nov 14, 2010 11:45 am**

When that was first upgraded to £70, I had a good few £210s from it. It's pony now though.

Posted: **Sun Nov 14, 2010 11:57 am**

I bet ive not even put a tenner in it!

Posted: **Sun Nov 14, 2010 12:07 pm**

Definitely a wise move now!

Posted: **Sun Nov 14, 2010 4:12 pm**

In response to non local players an associate i know, who is on very good terms with landlord and couple of engineers, pops the take feature buttons on Dead Mans....another pub the landlord has keys to alien and unplugs the step button....

Posted: **Sun Nov 14, 2010 6:53 pm**

JG wrote:In one pub near me, the landlord has rigged up a complex maze like array of mirrors near the playable which is near a big black hole to confuse players, disorientate them and leave them crashing through the floor to a secret room down below. At last count he said twenty seven players had crashed down there and he isn't letting them out until next Christmas.
Another pub has glued their machines to the ceiling so that they can tell the players by the fact they walk into the pub upside down.
There are so many cheeky tricks that these pikey bar owners can use now, it's unreal!

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Funniest post i've read in a while, I was drinking a can of pop when I read that, now its coming out of my nose!

Posted: **Sun Nov 14, 2010 11:09 pm**

JG wrote:Another pub has glued their machines to the ceiling so that they can tell the players by the fact they walk into the pub upside down.
There are so many cheeky tricks that these pikey bar owners can use now, it's unreal!

Brilliant...

Posted: **Mon Nov 15, 2010 2:04 am**

JG wrote: Another pub has glued their machines to the ceiling so that they can tell the players by the fact they walk into the pub upside down.
There are so many cheeky tricks that these pikey bar owners can use now, it's unreal!

There is a sign in that pub "Magnetic boots for hire - regulars only "and Lionel Richies Dancing On The Ceiling playing on the jukebox.

Posted: **Mon Nov 15, 2010 3:40 pm**

Hahahaha the pub owners are clearly fighting back at the people who superglue half coke glasses to the top of machines

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