Fruit Machine Chat

so not only is glendale a genius player ( spent a day out with him saturday ) but his expertise clearly leaves a mark on you ! went to take a few quid from my local alien tonight to be accused of being a professional and not the sort of person they want. Never had any problem there before !!
could it be time to quit my job ???!!

Ill make sure I bow down next time I see his highness!!

Is this praising him or being sarcastic then?

He's a good guy, best i've met in the business and that's not sarcasm. I've met some dicks!

Looks that way eh??? Rookie.......

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Scott wrote:Is this praising him or being sarcastic then?

definitely praising him. taught me a lot and real genuine good guy. just can't understand these landlords who think anyone putting more than £20 in a machine must be pro !
This one told me I knew what I was doing and I knew " how far the reels go round " - explain that one !!

Just one of the bullshit excuses some landlords make up, i use magnets and get cheats off the internet, also my mate sits outside on a compter sending a signal to the machine so it pays out, oh and not forgetting my mobile phone, this can be used to scramble the fruit machines circuits, again making it pay.

So why not turn it round on the landlord then?

Go up to the bar and say "The last time I played your machine, I lost sixty quid". Then tell them you think they've rigged it so it only pays out to regulars and they have someone upstairs with a laptop, sending messages to the machine making it unable to pay, that's why I've lost.

Demand your money back!

No matter what they say, stop them mid-sentence stating you know they've rigged it with magnets near the machine so they can make the reels stop wherever they want, preventing you from winning.

See how they deal with it.


Ok, you might look a right pratt, but then maybe they'll realise what idiots they portray themselves to be when they come out with the same sort of crap.

Heh, now that is one to try!

Anyone who wants a magnet or a special mobile phone drop me a PM, i do you very special deal innit

looks like going round bringing more people into the game is the way forward

pickareel wrote:looks like going round bringing more people into the game is the way forward

Must admit, I was thinking the same.

grant, i must say you are great at turning things around lol, the story you told about the manager of spoons that keeps barring you and you get unbarred by saying you was bullied is great lmfao, so he just asks you not to but you still do it coz he cant bar you lmfao.
LEGEND!
your a funny bloke aswell 10 out of 10 lol

Didnt realise that one man playing a chipped alien in his local would cause such fear in the game! We had a day out, a few beers and i did a few fruits! Not a crime! Was i meant to leave them ready?