You do realise what time of year it is dont you?
You do realise what time of year it is dont you?
As i understand it, its the mating season for spiders!
And also harvest time, means you will be seeing a lot of those FUCKING GREAT BIG BASTARDS running around your home! Had about 5 this week already!
I think you will find the big ones are the females and the medium size ones are the males, if you see a medium size one i can guarantee there is a big bastard lurking not far away! I seriously hate them and shit myself every time i see one!
If anyone else out there shares my fear of spiders then you will be needing conkers! Apparently spiders dont like them, i put loads of them round my house last year and only saw 2 or 3 spiders, compared to the year before where we had to kill at least 50 of them i would say the conkers thing definately works!
And also harvest time, means you will be seeing a lot of those FUCKING GREAT BIG BASTARDS running around your home! Had about 5 this week already!
I think you will find the big ones are the females and the medium size ones are the males, if you see a medium size one i can guarantee there is a big bastard lurking not far away! I seriously hate them and shit myself every time i see one!
If anyone else out there shares my fear of spiders then you will be needing conkers! Apparently spiders dont like them, i put loads of them round my house last year and only saw 2 or 3 spiders, compared to the year before where we had to kill at least 50 of them i would say the conkers thing definately works!
Its strange you say this mate as I've seen two seperate spiders which, I shit you not, were reminiscent of Tarantulas.
We don't get many but these were freakily big. We tend to have a family of slugs which inhabit the kitchen after dark and are normally gone by the morning.
Time to invest in some conkers then, or a cat.......but I can't stand felines.
We don't get many but these were freakily big. We tend to have a family of slugs which inhabit the kitchen after dark and are normally gone by the morning.
Time to invest in some conkers then, or a cat.......but I can't stand felines.
- sir ratholer
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I fucking hate them too! But since i got together with my now wife, I have had to grow some cojones and deal with them.
Only last night we had a huge one above our bed. I had to step up to the plate and get rid of it. A combination of take a break magazine (not mine I hasten to add, although I do enjoy looking at the brainwaves page for examples of human lunacy on occasion) and the toothbrush mug served the purpose!
Only last night we had a huge one above our bed. I had to step up to the plate and get rid of it. A combination of take a break magazine (not mine I hasten to add, although I do enjoy looking at the brainwaves page for examples of human lunacy on occasion) and the toothbrush mug served the purpose!
Bored of the grind.
those big fuckers are scarey when u just spot them out the corner of ya eye! if i know where they are im not bothered, but my gf makes me catch them and put them out :/
the big ones can hold their breath for 5min you know,,,
i saw one stuck in the bath so i run both taps (unplugged bath) and it went in the plug hole and i left the taps running full speed and the bath started filling slowly with the spider in the plug whole, after about 5min i turned the tap off and sat for a forrest gump and i saw the little twat get up and shake off like a wet dog and walk off up the bath!
i reached for a tin of lynx and a lighter and set the twat alite!
the big ones can hold their breath for 5min you know,,,
i saw one stuck in the bath so i run both taps (unplugged bath) and it went in the plug hole and i left the taps running full speed and the bath started filling slowly with the spider in the plug whole, after about 5min i turned the tap off and sat for a forrest gump and i saw the little twat get up and shake off like a wet dog and walk off up the bath!
i reached for a tin of lynx and a lighter and set the twat alite!
condoms... ribbed for her pleasure! turn it inside out and its ribbed for my pleasure
Pisses me right off, my wife is a proper arachnophobia. several times I've had to pay for a taxi to pick me up on a night out to bring me home to catch a spider then take me back on the lash. :x
betchrider wrote:You go upto a bird and grab her quim and say "im gonna knock the fuck outta this" and see what happens
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OMG, the mrs just found another BIG one in the bedroom! I need conkers, problem is the shit summer we had means the conkers aint ready yet! aaaaaaggggghhhhhhhh help!!!! I seriously seriously hate spiders more than anything!!!! They freak me out!!! And im not exaggerating, i honestly dread this time of year! Im sitting here with my feet up in fear of the not so little buggers!
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LMFAOmr lugsy wrote:i can confirm that rightguard anti perspirent does not kill them ....unless combined with a zippo.
and yes, wasps are fuckers!
i hate them, i had on fly into the car once:/ nearly caused a crash lol.
if you wanna see me leg it get a jar of wasps
condoms... ribbed for her pleasure! turn it inside out and its ribbed for my pleasure