Fruit Machine Chat

We all get them, "its payed out already mate" or "got to turn it off mate, its broke" whats your favourite?

"don't play that mate, I've just had (insert massive amount) out of that" only for the first coin to hit the floor

yer thats my fave too lol.
playing an alien in a grooty little gaff when a regular comes over and tells me someone had £210 out of it yet the coins were over the back and i got an i.m after about £8 in.
BELLEND!

i was also playing a electro lep and some twat came over and told me he had a fruit machine, i asked what it was and he said "its like this one, its got a jackpot on it too" what a BELLEND!

Mine is always when some noodle tells you that they had for example, £85 off of red 'Star Prize' on a Red, or £200 off of Mega Streak on a Poker Face, or 'Collect that Open The Box feature mate and it's usually Jackpot'...

I usually just ' ' it off, but it does get tedious sometimes...

Scott wrote:"don't play that mate, I've just had (insert massive amount) out of that" only for the first coin to hit the floor

Gotta be the best for everyone. Then your hoping they're still around when you rinse it!!

Glendale wrote:We all get them, "its payed out already mate" or "got to turn it off mate, its broke" whats your favourite?

'[insert regulars name here]'s not going be happy you just won out of that'!

Its been dropped, I'm getting rid of it, anyway, Its paying out too much!

I Have been bared from 5 pubs this week all very good hits. all been saying im tooling or basicly a thief. if this nonsence continues i am going to become a tooler. iv had enough now.

Can You Dig It in The Cock: Landlord says "Can't play the machine cos its got no money in it to pay you out" I suggested he switch it off then. To which he replies "can't be bothered cos everything will go off, same switch" We decide to play the quiz machine and the landlord comes round with a ready made OUT OF ORDER sign and slaps it over the coin mech. "Does that satsify you then?"

On the way out we mentioned that we will be back in a couple of days to have a go on the fruit as there should be a bit of money in it then.

Can You Dig It in The Cock

Don't know about you, but that'd sure make my eyes water!!!

I've had almost an exact replica of that comment though. Although he did turn it off on me, whilst I had some money in there! There's no two ways about it, some landlords, when it comes to their machines, are as thick as sheeyite...

playing a dond in my local old guy watching me ,gets phones he asked me for a look at hidden box which was 70 he turned round to me and said its 70 quid that m8 thought wtf how did he know that, i asked him how he knew that,he told me its a trde secret the boxes are marked well i pissed myself and even bought the old git a drink must of been in his 70s ...

i was in a country pub near felixstowe few weeks back doing a star wars,i got asked to leave beacuse i was 'confusing the machine' i did have a little snigger to myself

It always makes me laugh when they pretend to be on the phone to the machine company! "got to turn that off mate, games tec just rang and said theres a fault"

LOL, confusing the machine, how about NO, although if anyone on the planet actually believes all that bollox you can read in those fruit machine cheat guides then you can, i love the way those guides try and make you think that things like a 3rd time hold or hold after nudge is actually a cheat LMAO!

Never really had any problems in pubs round this way, but i have lived here all my life and have often been out on the piss in all the pubs countless times before i had any interest in machines so nobody ever says a word to me, not that i go round anywhere all that often or play 'properly' usually some odd beer change chucked in the dead on its arse dond (mostly crazy chairs) on a horrible percentage anyway so i never hope for much lol

pickareel wrote:i was in a country pub near felixstowe few weeks back doing a star wars,i got asked to leave beacuse i was 'confusing the machine' i did have a little snigger to myself

Makes sense.