if its gonna go, it will go.

[Spyder]

fucking barred from local club now,

ive played the machine a few times, and won the £250 before when no-one was around, they dont like people who arent 'regulars' playing, but they dont mind if you play a few quid and dont get lucky,

but today was different..

i walk in, order a PINT of orange juice @ £4.20...

walk towards the machine to play, and hear some twat grumbling at the bar. muttering summat about not being a regular.

£30 in coins through does a couple of reasonable boards, nothing good enough to collect really though,
ask for a £20 bag at the bar, and the barman says 'ok this time, but we dont usually let people we dont know play the machine'

£2 in get extra-life a couple of bonuses and i get to a decent win that i intend to collect, one last press after the extra-life goes and boom.. bonus boosts to £250..

oops


now, the guy at the bar kicks off at the landlord saying i shouldnt have been playing it.. says summat about taking the money off me.. the landlord tells him to quieten down


too late though, im steaming mad about being threatened, ive already collected the £250 into my pockets, nothing really is gunna happen unless the landlord has a bat or summat under the bar, so the glass goes flying, i push the drunk twat off his stool..... kicked him in the face and told the barman that if he bothered ringing the police to make sure he quoted the threats against me.
he just stood there stunned and nodded, looking at the prick on the floor.

i walked out and stood at a bus-stop across the street.. no coppers, so i assume they didnt call them, fucking retards.

[feeder22]

just think you got £250 towards a few anger management sessions

[Glendale]

Normal day for us full timers my friend! Welcome to our world, scum if you win, laughed at if you lose!

[keno]

Who say's you're barred?

[silent g]

f*cking love it lmao,
beats the storys of getting bullied that i read on hear normally lol.
glad to see someone has the balls to stand up and fight.

[Spyder]

guy was same size and build as me, he was a bit drunk, but if he'd stood up id have been cornered, there was other people in the place, but in another room, the two of them could quite easily beat me up or summat then made an excuse to anyone who came in.. i just took the first move.. self defence by my accounts, verbl threats of violence by a drunk guy, where the licencing law clearly says he shouldnt be served if he was intoxicated..

good job i wasnt in a bad mood, or id have kicked him a few times.. not just once..

[Shaggerty]

Wait...

You paid £4.20 for orange juice?!

[silent g]

Wait...

You paid £4.20 for orange juice?!

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh hahahhahahahahha

[Been-Grant-Mitchell'd!]

Bonus Boost to jackpot?

Sounds like you were playing a Club Lord of the Rings.

[HorseRacingKing]

Spyder take some boxing lessons son, sound like a wimp.

[sir ratholer]

Fair play. I read that thinking I probably should have done the same thing a few times myself, but hadn't.

If everyone took this approach to 'commenters' then there probably wouldn't be any! And pub landlords wouldn't be so keen to bar people.

Well done.

[Spyder]

Wait...

You paid £4.20 for orange juice?!

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh hahahhahahahahha

i knew it was gunna be expensive, last time id gone in id got a bottle of budweiser that was about £3.60..but for a machine that gives £150 ish from various features etc its worth the cost.

suppose you'd have asked if tap-water was free...

[bigv038]

Wait...

You paid £4.20 for orange juice?!

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh hahahhahahahahha

i knew it was gunna be expensive, last time id gone in id got a bottle of budweiser that was about £3.60..but for a machine that gives £150 ish from various features etc its worth the cost.

suppose you'd have asked if tap-water was free...

What m/c was it? You should have got a half at those prices!!!

[pokerkingqueen]

Sounds like we have a Billy BUllshitter in the `ouse