Worst part of the game.

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Worst part of the game.

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For me it was fag ash in the bottom of the tray, now its prick landlords! Whats yours? Petrol? Gameplay? Toolers?
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currently trying to work out how to wear shorts and carry pound coins at the same time
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When you geta j20 and they dont shake it before they open
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Getting told off for winning money.
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GaryChandler wrote:currently trying to work out how to wear shorts and carry pound coins at the same time
Iv got some henri lloyd shorts what can hold 250 coins without pulling, £60 from house of fraiser
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Persistent break evens or £3 or £4 up, but collecting £50/£70 which joe regular just doesn't do. You may get through 10 or more jps in a day for shitty profit.

Theres no pinches anymore, its a £70 Jackpot or a £3-£10 loss. No in between.

In pubs I think are becoming a little fire, I sigh, curse,feed another £10 note in, and another, making sure barstaff are aware that they think I may be doing my brains in. £10 notes are handy to carry. When I collect my money, I change it at bar and say to barman "you don't mind changing these back into the £20 notes i've fed in."
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the worst part of the game is the false assumptions .



barstaff assume that jacky cost you 4 quid

regulars assume that you have just robbed their money , because they lost on it previous . ''oi mate , thats my money you just took out of that '' ,,,,,,,, is it fuck you twat , you pays your money , you takes your chances ,,,,,,,,, nobody put a gun to your head and made you put your money in it.

relatives assume you must be fiddling the machines somehow ''because you earn more money than they do '' ,,,,,,,,,,,, and that a " CONVENTIONAL JOB " is the be all end all of human existence , so therefore you must be a layabout criminal scumbag.


and no amount of rational talking will ever convince these closed mind fuckwits otherwise.
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trayhop123 wrote:the worst part of the game is the false assumptions .



barstaff assume that jacky cost you 4 quid

regulars assume that you have just robbed their money , because they lost on it previous . ''oi mate , thats my money you just took out of that '' ,,,,,,,, is it fuck you twat , you pays your money , you takes your chances ,,,,,,,,, nobody put a gun to your head and made you put your money in it.

relatives assume you must be fiddling the machines somehow ''because you earn more money than they do '' ,,,,,,,,,,,, and that a " CONVENTIONAL JOB " is the be all end all of human existence , so therefore you must be a layabout criminal scumbag.

Il 2nd that, fucks me right off. Even a lot of people I know think I'm a tooler or sticking a magnet to the machine. Fucking nobs.


and no amount of rational talking will ever convince these closed mind fuckwits otherwise.
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totally agree tray.

I also get annoyed with fuckwits who think it's their money you are winning out of whatever machine I hit.

Mayby they shouldn't have played it like a donkey, and thrown their giro in.
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Some true words there.

Victorian work ethics applied. If you ain't miserable earning the money - something's wrong and you should feel ashamed.


Grrrrrr.
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trayhop123 wrote:the worst part of the game is the false assumptions .



barstaff assume that jacky cost you 4 quid

regulars assume that you have just robbed their money , because they lost on it previous . ''oi mate , thats my money you just took out of that '' ,,,,,,,, is it fuck you twat , you pays your money , you takes your chances ,,,,,,,,, nobody put a gun to your head and made you put your money in it.

relatives assume you must be fiddling the machines somehow ''because you earn more money than they do '' ,,,,,,,,,,,, and that a " CONVENTIONAL JOB " is the be all end all of human existence , so therefore you must be a layabout criminal scumbag.


and no amount of rational talking will ever convince these closed mind fuckwits otherwise.
+1

getting nicked for playing having a refill key then the family think im some master criminal
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hate petrol prices grrr, and my cars a 2.3l petrol :s
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Ive sort of got to the stage now where the family realise what im doing, deep down they all want me to be 'normal' though but at least they dont think im a deluded gambler now.
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Worst part of the game? that flashing collect button on a mystery..
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