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Hide the fact youv been on the machine 2mins and youv got a 105??? or a top?
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I usually chuck all those stupid coins into a bin. Saves the embaressment of walking out the pub with them. Also you get the amusement of seeing the chef pouncing onto the bin, so make sure there are lots of fish heads and sticky gooey sticky things in there.
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stand your ground, and offer the barman out.
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Post by autonudge »

get your cock out

Sorry im drunk had lots to drink
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autonudge wrote:get your cock out

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Post by Matt Vinyl »

Heh, classic!

It is an awkward situ sometimes. If it's a new pub, I play completely dumb and squee about winning 'more than I thought I ever could from one of these machines'... Usually works.

In a Spoons, just pull your coc... er, pull all the coins out and make no bones about it...

In a regular pub, depends who's working / about, but usually OK.

The worst is a new pub like above, but where the regulars like a punt. Can be difficult that one...
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Post by ming »

if no one has noticed i would drag collecting the coins out, take £15 etc and then put a £1 put it on 25p and play as slow as poss..
if theyve noticed you have to be blatant and take the lot or they will think somethings up.
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Post by brownld »

start singing really loud,or chuck a cheeky nugget into a jukebox if available.
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Post by Houston »

I suppose you could do a Peter Ebdon with fists clenched and shouting "COME ONNNN!"
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Houston wrote:I suppose you could do a Peter Ebdon with fists clenched and shouting "COME ONNNN!"
Done that a few times with decent success :wink:

I've also done the line of 'oh my god im so sorry I just put a quid in and got the jackpot straight away' which works well, especially when you change up afterwards and then buy tickets for the meat raffle/grand national sweepstake/lottery bonus ball afterwards saying something like 'well it could be my lucky day today and ill win this as well!'
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Post by badders2 »

hold you hand over the payout shoot
pompey are in league one ha ha ha
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played a smash the cash full 1st quid 7 in 25 nudge win extra life no lose ect get top 105 bang oppisite the bar. playd a cash point same day red 1st board 30 in for a top lanlord watching, probly the only time i didnt want a 105 in my life. here it comes 35 10 10 10 5 10 5 5 10 5 now im bared lol
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badders2 wrote:hold you hand over the payout shoot
That sounds easy, but if your in a pub you haven't been to before some people think you have tooled it.
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Post by Spyder »

thecannonball89 wrote:probly the only time i didnt want a 105 in my life. here it comes 35 10 10 10 5 10 5 5 10 5 now im bared lol
lol, made me giggle... fucking typical... lol ... l o n g w i n d e d .....
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Play dumb and try and recycle a few quid as your collecting down

The absolute nightmare scenario is if you reach auto dump. £105/£140 sounds like an enormous amount when spat out in one go
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