Fruit Machine Chat

i saw a top dog £25 in a kebab the other day and thought i would have a go coz i havent played one in ages and it would make a change from the regular stuff.

1st board = golden hold for jp

now there was a man eating his burger next to me who was watching and to be polite i think he was a bit simple/slow (no offence meant)

as soon as i got the jp he shouted '' oh hes won all you money'' and looked at the bloke behind the counter who was making my burger. '' bet your gutted coz you just left it''

then he turns to me with his burger spitting out all over the place '' well done i would have collect £4 but you got the jp, he just put £40 in and didnt get anything''

''£60...... I PUT £60 IN IT'' the kebab man shouts fuming

'' oh ... hes won loads... he taken all your money, why didnt you stay on it if you put £60 in it..ohh hes won it all''

im trying not to laugh now as he has brought it so on top.


next board = jp

'' FUCK ME hes got another... well done .. well done... youve only put a couple of quid in etc etc''

kebab man is now well pissed off

next board was dead

i walked and could still hear him from down the road rubbing it in.
cant wait for next time!!!

Kebab shops have some disprderly owners sometimes.
Heard my friend got chased out almost with a kebab skewer for taking 30 out of a Most Daunting. Heard stories of punches in the face etc etc, it all goes on in those kebabbys.
Though all of the machines are gone now here, it's Gemini skill machines, or oddly a grabber crane in one!

Had an old carabian cash i ustd to empty in the kebab shop evry other night, also had an impulse in a kebab shop a few years ago!

thecannonball89 wrote:Had an old carabian cash i ustd to empty in the kebab shop evry other night, also had an impulse in a kebab shop a few years ago!

used to have a king kebab in our local kebab shop...

Went into one in devon which had a 35 OAR put 50 in it for 105 hit collect it pays out the 50 we put in and nothing else. I went and said to the guy and he said not his problem ive already won out of it lol was fuming then we walk past and hes cleared the IOU of it and its back on

Love the condition of machines in kebab shops, so cleen.

gmckee03 wrote:Went into one in devon which had a 35 OAR put 50 in it for 105 hit collect it pays out the 50 we put in and nothing else. I went and said to the guy and he said not his problem ive already won out of it lol was fuming then we walk past and hes cleared the IOU of it and its back on

you left without the money? thats something i wouldnt have done in that situation

there used to a a king kebab in a kebab shop in aldershot where when you got game over/lose the blokes behind the counter would laugh and clap

ming wrote:there used to a a king kebab in a kebab shop in aldershot where when you got game over/lose the blokes behind the counter would laugh and clap

differecnce is; you didnt get game over or lose on the one i played... lol

ming wrote:there used to a a king kebab in a kebab shop in aldershot where when you got game over/lose the blokes behind the counter would laugh and clap

Know it well! Used to be a Tomb Raider and a Full Moon Fever in there at various stages too. Staff were fairly dumb.

They're fruityless nowadays.

whats this caribean cash empty all about i got quite a few of them on the coast where i live.

Got an old legal tender on £25 near me in a USA chicken (surely these places are only meant to have cat d machines?)

Don't seem to play that bad most of the time, loves trial holding to give skill shot for nudges with a no lose to boot, does my head in when i miss 99 and get 16 or at worst 12 tho as from what i have seen it only goes up to 99 once so if you miss it your fooked, although i got a no lose on a 2 the time i landed on 16 so i still managed to get it, 10 quid tops are a bit of a pisstake tho, hence why most people i know call it illegal tenner lol

clarkey1984 wrote:Got an old legal tender on £25 near me in a USA chicken (surely these places are only meant to have cat d machines?)

Don't seem to play that bad most of the time, loves trial holding to give skill shot for nudges with a no lose to boot, does my head in when i miss 99 and get 16 or at worst 12 tho as from what i have seen it only goes up to 99 once so if you miss it your fooked, although i got a no lose on a 2 the time i landed on 16 so i still managed to get it, 10 quid tops are a bit of a pisstake tho, hence why most people i know call it illegal tenner lol

Wonderful machine, wasn't it - especially when that glorious £110 top comes along

Christ - even a £25 Red could do a bigger top than a £70 Red. Something not quite right about that ...

110!?!? never seen it, or was that a typo lol, how much would that annoy the bloke in there tho, i can just imagine after a stupid top like that, "eeh boss you still come for food but you dont play theh machine no more"

Saw a 65 top from it that buddy got one night but thats the biggest i have seen, only had a couple of 35 tops off it and a few tenners as well personally, plus a 20 one time, can never be fooked to recycle for the better one that usually comes along after the 'less than jp' top tho, can take a while sometimes, seen a lad do 70 thru it after i had a tenner top to get a 60 top, fook that, wouldnt have had enough on me to get it, only went in there for garlic bread with cheese, the old red paid for it too as i only put 2 quid in it that night lol

Yeah i have had the £110 from one